With Apologies to Ishmael (CW: slighty NSFW and extremely cursed ship · 2:10pm Aug 21st, 2022
Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships, overcame countless rough patches and strained relationships, to largely thrive for many decades until their untimely deaths in a blood-play snuff scene gone horribly wrong.
I also wish John McAfee was still alive; I feel like he would have appreciated this idea.
gotta admire the level of posting here
Oh my god.... that's fucking genius!
so true bestie
In one hand this is bloody brilliant and a great setting for a shit-post fic.
On the other... you worry me sometimes mate
I wanna be mad at you for making me read this, but the truth is that I'm mad at myself for being able to understand it so easily.
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