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  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Aug
21st
2022

With Apologies to Ishmael (CW: slighty NSFW and extremely cursed ship · 2:10pm Aug 21st, 2022

Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships, overcame countless rough patches and strained relationships, to largely thrive for many decades until their untimely deaths in a blood-play snuff scene gone horribly wrong.

I also wish John McAfee was still alive; I feel like he would have appreciated this idea.

Comments ( 6 )

gotta admire the level of posting here

Oh my god.... that's fucking genius!

so true bestie

In one hand this is bloody brilliant and a great setting for a shit-post fic.

On the other... you worry me sometimes mate

I wanna be mad at you for making me read this, but the truth is that I'm mad at myself for being able to understand it so easily.

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