That's right I said it! Birds Aren't Real Movement! I know what you might be thinking, this is a joke post right? You're kidding right?

Nope I'm not kidding! THIS IS NOT A JOKE UNFORTUNATLY IT'S REAL!

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I'll admit, this is going to look unusually petty of me, but a certain incident today has got me feeling like this cannot be left unsaid. Everyone fawns over groups like Equestria Daily, The Royal Guard, Seattle's Angels, and all those snazzy reviewers who've got nice little English degrees, yeah? They're the experts, after all. They know what they're talking about.

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I was going to sing karaoke tonight, but I got too drunk. Darn dang it!

In other news, unless I misheard, it appears that Twilight enjoys "Canterlot Cannibal", a series in the Restricted Section of the Canterlot Library. And who can blame her? Any pony would be interested in learning of the history of her capitol city.

A continuation of this will be out tomorrow, hopefully. And the next day will be part 3. This time, it'll have better editing. I won't spend my 45 minute bus ride doing it. Nope. I'll spend my 45 minute bus ride doing it the whole entire 45 minutes instead of switching onto a game for 20 minutes. I want it funnier, more understandable, with audio all the way through.

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"Anything for you, my queen." Bobert bows deeply, knocking his head against the ground out of his respect for this absolutely stunning goddess of a mare standing before him. Her luscious eyelashes batted a home run and committed numerous war crimes.

...she told me to work on the Scary Butt Fun sequel tonight. So I am.

BRB, gotta go be mean to a character.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

But not for me!

My brother finally managed to get one of his ideas down on (digital) paper; I helped with the editing, but now that he's gotten approval I figured I should help with promotion. It's a short and silly little one-off built around cultural assumptions and misunderstandings.

And playing chicken with pegasi.

Warning: Cringy self-humiliation ahead!

As some of you may already know, last year I developed a mild case of cat-ownership. This has had a decidedly negative effect on my productivity. Specifically, my ability to write tends to be impaired when the cat decides to lay on my hands while I'm typing, and I am not of a strong enough constitution to move his cute ass somewhere else. Additionally, while he doesn't strictly stop me from writing, he does make it awfully difficult to concentrate on what I'm doing. As such, his input

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I actually wrote something related to ponies, and a whole bunch of other stuff on other websites! Hurray!

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I'd like to apologise to anyone waiting for an update to my story or for me to start the MLP/Dragon Age crossover you may have seen SS&E mention I'm planning to write in his patron list. The reason I haven't been writing is that back in the middle of May I shattered my wrist in 2 places during a mountaineering accident. I had to wear a massive metal monstrosity of a contraption to keep it together while healing and basically lost all use of my left hand. It came off on Saturday and small

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This is relevant to my interests. (Click on pic to link to rotatable image.)

Infinite Horizons, In the Sun's Shadow, Change, Princess Celestia: The Changeling Queen, A Very Festive Flutterdash

I got to four thousand words. But we have no internet connection for the next few days due to that our firewall got hacked at some point and we just found that out and now we don't know if our information for everything got stolen. Probably likely due to the internet. If so I don't know what that might mean. And if it somehow happened cause I clicked or did something on my computer well theres going to be a lot of issues there. So in effect I want to write but I can't I don't know when I'm

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(And probably my only hint, since I don't want to spoil it too much.)

I'd recommend looking in the Latest Update box at about 6 on Friday for more info. (Or 7/6c, at least. I am the Kansas City Coco Chronicler, after all. )

Until then, have a great week, and I'll see all of you this Friday night~

I'm cutting away a bunch of undergrowth on the hillside behind our house (making room for a garden, getting more sun on the pool, getting the back deck to feel less cramped...), and the easiest way to deal with what I cut down seems to be a burn pile. Thing is, some of these plants I can't identify, and I'm wary of burning them without knowing that, because I'm well aware that some plants can produce toxic smoke.

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Pre-read by ROBCakeran53, who knows a few things about finding ponies in boxes.

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This story is the end of an era.

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Another installment of "Three of Me" is in the hole. Congrats.

This time around is a proper "whatever" shuffle with a heaping helping of jingle jangle. Enjoy.

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