you can go back to not caring whether i’m alive or not :’D

also catch me up

what happpeennded

Operation Recovery is still a downer.
That is all.

Oh the story I uploaded to Eka's and Furaffinity this week involves a horse, not a pony though. But some of you might like it.

So I've found a bunch of old fandom songs (namely Flutterwonder) and now I'm freaking crying and contemplating literally everything.
Dysphoria literally doesn't show it's face unless I think about it, and then I get a weird rush of just ugh and then my body feels all weird-

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People have often, (and by often I mean someone just decided to message me one day, and that someone turned into three different people), asked me to write a clopfic. This request is then normally followed up by a (and I quote), "what particular kinky shit are ya' into huh mod?"

Uhm, well, I won't tell you. Mainly because I don't read clop in the way most people do. I read clop purely for Psychological reasons...

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Clown Sightings

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I got home from Cincinnati, Ohio yesterday, and oh god am I sore. We were demoing two floors of a Credit Union, and it was not an easy job. It's not even finished, but I am. I did what I could, but my hands and feet are getting to the point where it's hard to walk and grip things. Not a good combination when you're helping lug around things that take six people just to pick up.

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I can't believe it! My first attempt at publication and it has already been rejected. Though I must say I do find the reason rather odd.

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Pony terminology is confusing. What's the alternative for "handiwork" or "craftsmanship?" Is there one? And if there is, are there more like this? Do we switch "hand" for "hoof" and "man" for "stallion" or "pony?" They seem like a pretty gender ambiguous culture--but still use "guys" as a way to call a general group, typically between friends. On the other hand--or hoof--they also have pretty serious gender roles. Hell, ninety percent of the male population is in the guard. Ever wonder why

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It’s decent!

Sprout deserved to be more of a threat.

Izzy’s great!

Movie should’ve been 2 half’s so the ending didn’t feel rushed.

Another Alicorn.

So many questions unanswered!

Sprouts mom is the true villain.

Sunny is great!

Gen 5 should’ve been a separate universe from Gen 4.

Racism!

Love Hitch! (Because James Marsden)

Dislike Pipp. (aka worse Rarity)

Like Zipp!

The technology didn’t bug me as much I thought it would.

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So yeah, new chapter's out. I had this really big update that I was going to give in this post, but it's 3:24 a.m. and I'm tired as fuck. Hope you like the chapter and tell me what you thought about it if you'd like to leave your two cents. I'm going to go die now.

I know I usually have a chapter of Knight Terrors released around Halloween but this year it might have to be a bit later.
I've got several other things going right now and I can't book any holiday until after October due to scheduling issues.
I apologise in advance and thank you all for your patience.

I know I usually have a chapter of Knight Terrors released around Halloween but this year it might have to be a bit later.
I've got several other things going right now and I can't book any holiday until after October due to scheduling issues.
I apologise in advance and thank you all for your patience.

It's called Apples Don't Care, it's incesty-an-orgyy-andfetilityy. I'm serializing it as practice for my Fallout: Equestria later this year.

Read it. Enjoy.

So I wrote a thing.
Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird has a new very unexpected update, and I hope all you other sleep-deprived assholes enjoy it. And for those that see this when you wake up? Surprise! Isn't that a nice surprise?
No?
Then go fuck yourself.

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I'm aware I haven't posted for a while but this is just to say I am alive and still writing, though I am focusing on my Zootopia fiction, which is nearly finished so if you want to read it thus far here is a link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11952603/1/Zootopia-Lightning

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Remember when I rewrote and polished some of my older stories? Namely, TCWK and ToM? Well, when I was going over it again, I decided to look over chapter fourteen, because chapter fourteen in both versions was one of my favorite chapters in TCWK, and I loved the redone version I know that I had made too, mostly because I re-did every freaking chapter.

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Hola my friends, been having a good time? I hope so.. I'm doing great. Chapter 6 is going slowly but smoothly. Also pre-marching band has started yay. but school is almost done too. That means more writing.

So yea, my story Foal fable is kinda slowing down. And followrs hasn't gone up at all but oh well I have some good friends that make my day.

Love,
Hoofed Writing

Yay!

Finally have a full weekend for myself and now I have some time for writing!

Gonna be honest, there is a lot of work, and I'm sorry you guys had to wait for so long. Though as you know, real life has a way of taking over from time to time.

Anyway, progress looks like this for now.

King: The beginning, chapter 13: 100% Complete and posted.

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Heeeeeeyo. So first, I have a new chapter to The Wayfarers coming soon. Like, really soon. Like, today soon. It's not as long as the last few, but I'm going to try and make up for that. Now, some news on me for any who care to here it.

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