1,000 Followers · 4:25am Feb 15th, 2016
Wow! As I near my three year anniversary on FIMFiction, I have finally passed the 1,000 followers mark. I am, officially, horse famous now, and the 187th most followed person on the site.
Wow! As I near my three year anniversary on FIMFiction, I have finally passed the 1,000 followers mark. I am, officially, horse famous now, and the 187th most followed person on the site.
Life Abortion Finds A Way.
Democrats Always Find A Way.
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They've got a rather two dimensional house, and a rather large flat-screen TV which is elevated up so you can see it through their glass front door.
I look in, and notice there's robes and a wizard hat on the screen.
I stand in my driveway, staring. A few moments later, it zooms out, and fireworks!
Yup, it's Trixie.
Apparently my neighbors are watching the season 6 finale of MLP as I write this. And not a version with commercials, either, so not on TV.
Whenever an author updates a linear story with a chapter placed earlier than what was the latest chapter before it makes my mind lose grasp of where the heck the story was going.
hopefully
also hopefully it's nothing too serious omg
It’s happened again! Another author has risen to the challenge of the Not-A-Contest!
And as you might have guessed from the intro image, the protagonist is a griffon.
This could also be called “four shipfics and a random story”. In my Rarity shipping kick, I read the rather strange Every Mare Needs Her Stallion as well as three RariLight pieces. Then, just to round things off, I read one of the highest rated stories on FIMFiction, Discord Applies for Citizenship Papers, which happens to also be extremely short.
How did they all stack up?
Read on.
Today’s stories:
Every Mare Needs Her Stallion by InquisitorM
“Why do you have to be so annoying?”
“Hey! I’m just trying to explain it to you! The history of the language is-”
“Long and boring. Also, unnecessary to learn.”
“...Fascinating and intriguing.”
“‘Fascinating’ and ‘intriguing’ mean the same thing!”
Ahoy there, scallywags. Avast ye Rimmer's ass.
Yo, before I get home and start working on horse words—internet is up and running, fck yeah—I need a little help.
I've been trying to find this story forever now, and I can't for the life of me remember what its name is. It's not hard to explain, really, but nothing pops up after searching several different tags and such.
Did you know that there are a series of elements and themes that I like using in my stories so much that my friends (and many readers!) have picked up on it by now? Did you also know that they make fun of me because of it, too? I love having friends.
I was away at a museum, and we forgot the poll until literally the last second. Cut us some slack, mate.
We're finished on the DiscordExe trilogy. Or, as it may come to be known, the Facebook hateboner story.
my dad is threatening to check every single thing ive done using our house's wifi ever and if he does I am practically dead
I'm gonna lay low for a bit and probably not go online at all just as a head up
hopefully this all blows over and I end up alright but if not I want you guys to stay safe and know I care about you
and in case of an emergency I might give my log in to an irl friend so she can keep you guys updated
thanks for sticking with me!!!
“I need breakfast for tomorrow, but I really don’t want to have packaged dumplings for the third time in a row. But I also don’t have enough time to make breakfast in the morning...”
*light bulb*
“I know! I’ll just make breakfast today and reheat in tomorrow.”
“Eggs and milk and banana and flour and sugar and salt, this can’t not go wrong in the slightest!”
...
“I don’t know how to make pancakes.”
“I don’t have the strength to flip them.”
I was looking for a draft I started for an upcoming part of an anthology. 'Cause I was really worried I accidentally lost a typed draft from four-ish years ago. It turns out I never typed it. I have a partially written draft from '19 along with two complete short stories I'd forgotten about. One of them was quite good and needed some light editing. Since I had a complete story on my hands, I typed it up, and because it's so old and relatively insignificant here's another story. Four stories,
Yep, 'nother one. This is an idea that came up a few years ago that I just never got around to even starting on, and at this point, I'm sure I just never will. To the literary catacombs we go!