Ha I'm drunk too drunk

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The nightmare began with me at a fair. It was dark and I have no idea how I got there or why it was night. Suddenly, I hear the sound of a jack-in-the-box playing "Pop Goes the Weasle". I don't know how but I started moving towards it, my feet moving like they had a mind of their own. I enter a big circus-like tent and I freeze in fear as I saw what could only be described as "Hell's Cirque de Solei". I couldn't scream! My voice failed me as long, black chains came out of nowhere and snatched

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Totally canceled, guys.

So now that everything slowed down I must say I am very surprised! I didn't think people wanted a new chapter from me so badly, got to front page and everything! It feels weird having a fan base, even a small one. It's like "Why are you here? I'ma fat guy who writes with the skill level of a lemming." It's good motivation either way, cus I'm already working on the next chapter. Not much else I can say than thank you, and you all stay amaz-a-tastic.

So, I like talking about things I've been reading. I actually care a lot about pony-fiction. I like to talk about what works, what doesn't. I also like recommending other works that I feel are worthy of at least discussion. Despite being a successful author here from the get go by most sane standards, I know what it's like to publish a fic from the heart and have no one to give a crap. Hence the appeal of signal-boosting fics I like to my friends. The fact is though, very often I find I don't

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Obviously if you if you are following me, then you will have noticed that I started another story!

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ok so due to prsonal reasons the person who originally helped me can no longer do that job. Sadly this means i need to recruit a new editor, this means your name goes in the description of my stories so please pm or comment ASAP.

Hello all,

I will be proof reading as many stories as I can on Sundays AEST. Take note that if you send me the story on a Tuesday there may be a fair wait time until the weekend. All submissions should be sent through the Private Messages as a link to a copy of your work on Google Documents. Please note this will not include complete editing of documents due to the proof reading of multiple documents so your patience is always appreciated.

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Question for you guys.

So the newest comment for Shattered Rainbow Rock has actually brought up a solid point and is something I completely overlooked. A lot of my word choices in this story, but even in my other works leave a lot of repetitiveness and make some characters sound not the way they should. While I do try to keep characters in character as much as I can, I'll admit, I don't think I do entirely well. Which is why my question comes to this.

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Hi everyone.
I've been trying to get the hang of audio readings for a while and I finally managed to piece something together.
The Rummy Business of Old Blooey by Cloud Wander

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I can't read.

I can't even read these.

Well, obviously that's deceptive. I wouldn't be able to write pn0y, let alone quality non-smut horsewords, if I weren't able to read properly. The problem is I can't force myself to read, like, anything.

I intend to change that now.

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Hey all! I just wrote a quick Luna/Celestia comedy fic called The Royal Suggestion Box- and it's out now! Go give it a look!

Finds interesting story.

Reads a bit.

Hands.

"Shit, this isn't anthro, is it?"

Clicks close.

I am not very open minded, kids.

So, I'm going to start publishing again, though I'm not confident I'll keep up with the chapters, I do feel it's time to start giving you guts some content. also, If I have not mention this before, Stable-tec R&D is getting the Audio book treatment, though the crispiness of my spelling errors shines through, but dose not fail to be a fun story to hear.

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Yeah, I know, Priest and I did one as well, but this is some quality shit! You can have a listen here, it's very relaxing. Hopefully this story can give folks a few more smiles yet. And thank you SO SO MUCH to Scarlett Blade for reading this, I'm really glad you liked it.

LISTEN HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rDoieBGyPE&t=1s

And give this guy some love. He really did a nice job.

My hard drive, the one with all my saved copies of my chapters (including the Christmas Beacon) , has been suffering from mounting errors since early Monday morning. I am trying to resolve te issue and get my stuff back, so please bear with me.

At the latest, the Christmas Beacon will be up by the end of this upcoming week (on the chance I have to rewrite it all D: ) and so will the new Obamaverse/Curse crossover chapter.

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Well hello, FiMfiction. Are people still here? Or has the fandom dried up and blown away yet? People kept on saying that would happen. Or something.

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So like it says above I now do audio readings, in addition to my standard Youtube videoes, DA authorship, and Forum RPing.
So when I do a reading I will put a link here in a blog so you can check it out.

I am also working on two VERY special chapters for VERY special projects, one with Chengar Quordath and another with SaturnStar14.

Here is my first reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJqXMBmmrj8&t=12s