Well, fuck. I'm can't seem to come up with a Christmas story and now my head hurts. Shoot me like a turkey and serve me for Thanksgiving, because this is killing me. Other than that, nothing's new.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow being dissed? Roast Beef.

So, as many of you have read the last blog, I've been experiencing laptop problems. To the point that I have sent it to Acer, the creators of laptop, after three calls to them pretty much telling them to take them from me. Even added in a factory reset too, just to make them at ease that this isn't the software thing. Eventually, they decided it's best for them to look but only to send the laptop and not the charger. Because when you claim you have charging problems, it's best to focus one only

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The person blocked me. Said he was attacked after being a jerk. I'm just done with him. I'm deleting the other blogs so this doesn't get of FFP. I'm pretty sure you all know who he is.

I'm going to bed early tonight, I usually go to bed at 9 but since I desperately need to sleep, I'm going to bed early. Hopefully I'll sleep without the slightest noise waking me.
What I want to happen tonight

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Went ice skating with the hubby, his second time i've been skating since I was 3. I saw him struggling so I tried to slowly pull him across the ice. He gathered far to much momentum and knocked me to the ice. I landed on the ice hard.

Next time he can cling to the wall...

I clicked a link on TV Tropes, but instead of showing me the site, it took me to a warning-type page with some popup messages relating to my cable provider and my OS. (I think. I panic-closed the tab pretty quick.) I remember something about it saying that the browser was unable to be closed due without calling an administrator... I was able to close the browser after closing the tab. Plus there was an alarm that sounded. It stopped after I managed to close the triggering page, but I’m

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Called an ambulance for my mom. An hour and twenty-six minutes later, they arrive with no clue of why they're there.

Cue me trying my damndest not to lose my patience/go ape shit on these stupid fucks.

Fuck.

Adding to the list of beloved celebrities that have died during 2016. Gene Wilder.

From Alzheimer's related complications. Fuck.

I really, really don't want to think about who else we might loose before this stupid year is done with. And fuck Alzheimer's in particular! I'm not sure there's a single condition or malady that I loathe more than that stupid disease.

*sighs*

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Fucking hell, Windows!

So... my laptop auto-reset when I left it to sustain my existence elsewhere. And guess what that means?

I've lost a lot of progress on all of my stories! Whoop-de-fucking-doo!

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FUCK SAKES!!!

Well, hi readers, this is awkward. I'm still not completely back from hiatus and now I'm going to have new readers asking for more chapters...

Kill me please! Murder my face! End my GODDAMN LIF-

Yeah, I'm in one of those Leafyishere moods...

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And then you see that someone has posted one of the episodes with the main conflict of the episode as the title.

Hey, leakers, you realise that going out of your way to do this kind of thing is not going to put the rest of the Bronies in a positive light, don’t you?

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Now, I suppose this doubles as my I’m going to Bronycon post, so, uh

I’M GOING TO BRONYCON YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hey so after he met Angie can you post which I think made me lose a few followers, I just gave a piano and organ performance for a few of my friends were coming down from mushrooms wow that was a light duty work it is nice to have filming restaurant if your first time like I was OK but I'm glad I didn't have more. Anyway I'm gonna make sure to write more my little honey fanfiction for you guys.

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fuck off I've got exams come back to me after xmas ffs

Me Matthew from Devon, tried to jump of a motorway bridge and it end with my leg hitting a side of a fence almost halting my fall and landed on my side on a grass bank and somehow came out ok-ish.

I don't even know what i'm doing anymore, here i am now sitting at home with my right leg and arm in a cast and like a fucking idiot. I betrayed my family and my sisters, i fucked up big time. This is the worst thing i ever done in life.

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IS ARTILLERY GOING OF IN WISCONSIN, MAYBE A NUKE LIKE WTF

THUNDER FUCK OFF IM TIRED

The story The Corvette is now out, read into the story of a ship and it's crew in the world of Equestria.

Or smthing idk I ain't a crewmen :>