A guide to convention etiquette provided by Professor Plum · 12:04am Jul 23rd, 2017
Now, I suppose this doubles as my I’m going to Bronycon post, so, uh
I’M GOING TO BRONYCON YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’ll be expecting a Roll Call for those planning to be in attendance so we can drink together, of if you’re underage… grab a fidget spinner owo? Is that what the kids do nowadays? owo and qwq everywhere? Anyway, I’m getting off track…
Anywho, off to the point of the blog. Professor Plum has kindly constructed a list of things to make sure you attend to during the convention, which include stuff about making sure that everyone gets the best experience out of the convention. It’s concise, but it covers the main points rather well, so it’s nice for some first time information or as a quick refresher in case your brain melted out of your head due to excitement about Bronycon.
And if it isn’t, I’ll be more than happy to melt if for you.
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If only that mailing myself plan was feasible.
Got a banana crate?
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Unfortunately, no.
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But then where are you getting exactly two bananas?
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…from the store.
Doesn’t everyone get bananas from the store?
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But you're Syeekoh! Is a mere store really where you get your bananas and banana related accessories?
...you sure it isn't one of the enchanted, vanishing ones?
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I mean the store’s always there when I need bananas.
No one else can seem to find it, though.
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I knew it!
I'll be there!
Lucky. >.>
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we’re gonna do all the no-homo things!
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I do feel very lucky to be able to attend.
I'll be there. :)
See ya there dude
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Hand sanitizer. Seriously, you can spike a lot of cases of Con Crud by simply washing your hands, and when you can't, you've got a little bottle of germ killer to help. Plus, when you've used hand sanitizer, the residue makes you less likely to touch your face.
Name tags: Honest, I'm going to forget your real name about the time I look away. Nobody looks like their avatar (thankfully). I go by my pen name because I have a real life that I'd like Google not to confuse with my pony writing, but to each their own. Bad Horse has my phone number if you want to get ahold of me at Bronycon. You can recognize me because I'm the middle-aged guy... Oh, that won't help. I'll see if I can get a purple K-State tshirt.
Pencil, paper, and cell phone. 'nuff said.
Meet you there!
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I got them from Malaysia once. A whole bunch of bananas, about the size of a goddamn Christmas tree, completely filled with spiders and other insects native to Southeast Asia.
It was fun carrying that back onto the ship..
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Inb4 the next syeek Sickoh story will involve bananas 🍌
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I don't think anybody has there real name actually written on their name tag. Well, there were one or two last year. Part of the charm of meeting internet people irl is not knowing their real names and just knowing them by their online handles. Well... unless their online handles are their real names? I've always wondered if Edward was JediMasterEd's real name. Or if George was actually yours. But prolly not, eh? 😋
Another year of not going, dammit.
yaaay
let's drink some Fidget Spinners. with ice.