My Ambulance Experience · 8:43pm Aug 26th, 2016
Called an ambulance for my mom. An hour and twenty-six minutes later, they arrive with no clue of why they're there.
Cue me trying my damndest not to lose my patience/go ape shit on these stupid fucks.
Fuck.
And yet you'll still have to pay ass over backwards for it depending. Such a crock man. How's your mother though?
There is taking the piss and there is the worlds largest urinal. That ambulance is the later.
4173527 I think (though I could be wrong) that chillbook is British, so he doesn't have to. Like I said, this is only a guess, I have no idea of his nationality.
4173714 I am American, actually. Just love the Brits.
4173527 She's a bit better now. Dehydrated as all hell, but she'll live
was it related to her MS?
don't waste your emotions on siren monkeys, they're trained to do specific things and communication between dispatch and what's being dispatched isn't always great.
glad to hear your mom's doing better. how are you?
4174587 Pretty much everything is related to her MS in some form of another. From what I got from the medicine man, this deep South heat doesn't agree with her, and she's heavily dehydrated. A couple IVs and a bottle of water later, and she's feeling a bit better.
I'm fine, thanks for asking. I was kinda spooked for a bit, but it's all good now.
4174669 well I guess it's good it wasn't another complication. if she's dehydrated she should have some water with a little lemon or sea salt mixed in 'cause, as strange as it sounds, plain water only goes so far in hydrating. and y'know, like eat fruits and vegetables.
good to hear buddy, I know your mom's been having a rough time and it's not been easy on you
4174313 huh. No idea where I got that from then...
4177168 Probably the various uses of mate, oi, and other British slang.
Of all the things you could mistake me for, British definitely isn't the worst one.