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chillbook1


One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

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    My Good Friend Needs Help

    Hey, gang, I'll keep it brief.

    My good friend Majin Syeekoh needs your help. He set up a GoFundMe, and if you could all help him out a bit, I'd be forever grateful.

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  • 37 weeks
    NSFW IGO Poll

    I Get Off is in the works, and in addition to the new chapter update, I would also like to write some straight up lewd shorts. I'm curious as to where would be more appropriate to post those shorts, right here on chillbook1 or on my NSFW alt. So I threw up a poll

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  • 37 weeks
    It's Back, And It's Finished

    There was supposed to be more to this, but the guy who set that up... I'm not him anymore. So I wanted to give this story some proper closure even if it meant skipping a bit to the end. Sorry if it's a little sloppy, but I needed to do this.

    Man, it feels good to see this thing marked as complete

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    Tuesday?

    Tuesday.

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  • 64 weeks
    Pulse Check

    Anyone still here?

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Aug
26th
2016

My Ambulance Experience · 8:43pm Aug 26th, 2016

Called an ambulance for my mom. An hour and twenty-six minutes later, they arrive with no clue of why they're there.

Cue me trying my damndest not to lose my patience/go ape shit on these stupid fucks.

Fuck.

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Comments ( 10 )

And yet you'll still have to pay ass over backwards for it depending. Such a crock man. How's your mother though?

There is taking the piss and there is the worlds largest urinal. That ambulance is the later.

4173527 I think (though I could be wrong) that chillbook is British, so he doesn't have to. Like I said, this is only a guess, I have no idea of his nationality.

4173714 I am American, actually. Just love the Brits.

4173527 She's a bit better now. Dehydrated as all hell, but she'll live

was it related to her MS?

don't waste your emotions on siren monkeys, they're trained to do specific things and communication between dispatch and what's being dispatched isn't always great.

glad to hear your mom's doing better. how are you?

4174587 Pretty much everything is related to her MS in some form of another. From what I got from the medicine man, this deep South heat doesn't agree with her, and she's heavily dehydrated. A couple IVs and a bottle of water later, and she's feeling a bit better.

I'm fine, thanks for asking. I was kinda spooked for a bit, but it's all good now.

4174669 well I guess it's good it wasn't another complication. if she's dehydrated she should have some water with a little lemon or sea salt mixed in 'cause, as strange as it sounds, plain water only goes so far in hydrating. and y'know, like eat fruits and vegetables.

good to hear buddy, I know your mom's been having a rough time and it's not been easy on you

4174313 huh. No idea where I got that from then... :rainbowderp:

4177168 Probably the various uses of mate, oi, and other British slang.

Of all the things you could mistake me for, British definitely isn't the worst one.

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