Heya readers!

I started writing the opening to chapter three of Not Another Anon-a-Miss fic and accidentally a whole crossover. Is that bad?

New story is here. Enjoy/Dispair! Enjspair!

What a weekend... I’m back from my first Everfree Northwest, and certainly not my last. My wife and I had a great time attending panels, meeting people, participating in contests… but I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s start with the shoutouts. I met a lot of people. In no particular order:

mrk
Oldenbrony
Level Dasher
Novel Idea
Titanium Dragon
Sun Sage
Hap
GrandMoffPony and his wife whose name escapes me
Georg (whose wife was busy sciencing Mount Rainer)
Cojero

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Quick PSA: If you have an Alexa, Echo, or other Amazon smart device, you may want to take a look at this article. I'm not saying you should opt out of this grand experiment. I am saying you should be aware of it if you weren't already.

The amazing My Name is R has started a reading of Amber Ashes, and I finally got around to listening to it myself! It's quite a strange experience, listening to words you wrote and hearing it interpreted in slightly different, but very interesting and delightful, ways. It's not complete yet, but it's worth a look if you really liked the story. (Or, alternatively, are one of those people who didn't read it originally and like

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“Knock knock!” Starlight Glimmer poked her head through Twilight Sparkle’s office door. “Hey, you have a moment?”

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It's here.

New chapters will be posted as they happen.

Buckle up kids, because no one gets off Ms. Dash's Wild Ride.

Sometimes I need to take a break from writing, and I can't ignore the siren-call of my Intuos graphics tablet. So, because it rained here on Sunday, have a portrait of Sly, from The Wind Thief:

That is all.

The sex was dizzying. Springa tumbled through sheets of silk as soft as clouds, crying out in weightless ecstacy as she fell deeper and deeper into his embrace. He caught her. Every time. Whenever she teetered on the edge of empty space, he pulled her back. He was everywhere, insatiable, boyish in his insistence. She let him in. They tumbled together some more.

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When some "people" don't get what they want, blood, they throw a tantrum saying everything's wrong, everything's bad, blah blah blah.

Double Jeopardy, something meant to protect us all from being charged for the same crime more than once.

Well, surprise, surprise, due to "certain events" rattling someone's cage, obviously the Rittenhouse verdict, double jeopardy is now unjust.

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It's so weird to think that my older stories are now totally invalid but I guess they are now, rip

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C'mon guys, I know that you've got more than four!

On the side note, I should probably be getting back to my English homework now...

In this giant-sized update, we rejoin our heroes and heroines as they confront their adversaries and continue their attempt to escape TechQuestria. After an extra delay, here it is...

Today is the day.

These are the slides.

Vinyl's ready.

Are you ready?

enjoi

Sorry for not being so active. I've been busy with work, and with summer here in Arizona, I have to be very careful with spending my money and have been looking for a second job. Wal-Mart's been cutting my hours, saying "We know it gets hot for you guys", when, in reality, they're saving to pay their A/C in their building. That, and I have a new roomate, who's my stepbrother's wife, and she has her baby that I'm the uncle to.

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IN WHICH I PROVIDE A GUIDE
(last updated: 2019-06-14) Since many of my stories are interconnected one-shots or short subjects, I thought it best I link them all in an easy-to-digest way in their proper chronological order. I will edit this blogpost as work progresses. Keep in mind I sometimes write out of order and was often influenced by IRL weather, so the seasonal reality may make only slightly more sense than the Zelda timeline(s).

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What Episode(s) Would You Like to See Me Do Running Commentary On?

What I plan to do is (first get high, then) instruct the viewers to watch the episode at the same time as me and then offer running commentary on it as it goes. That way I have to do 0 editing, which is good because I have 0 editing skills. I ain't no Silver Quill or DWK.

Man, I'm fucking everywhere these days, aren’t I?

As in, I show up in a multitude of places. That’s what I meant. Sadly, you can’t read that opening as me stating how I have sex all over the place as of lately. Your girlfriend is still sore from last time, y’see.

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BASK IN MY LATEST MASTERPEICE.