Here's how Equispartans II will progress...

This will have SPOILERS for my story's future plot, after the forest escape from Steel Shard Academy, so if you don't want them, steer clear Spartans. Otherwise, read on.
12-The Spartans escape from the academy with five survivors, and after dropping them off on the Infinity, they join the Master Chief, Locke, Osiris, and Blue at the frontline.

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WOOT!

Okay, I'm done now. Return to your regularly scheduled inactivity.

Well, if things go well today and fate likes me, one way or another I'll be learning if my computer is either fixable or not, as my family might possibly be dropping it off at a friend's house and seeing if it is salvageable later this evening.

"Hey B-PICKLELESS-n you should play Doki Doki Literature Club!"

"Oh cool, what's that game?"

"A fluffy, lighthearted visual novel about joining a literature club in a japanese high school."

"WOW~! What's the catch?"

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Some of you may be wondering if the second book of the conduit series is going to come out. Due to the massive amount of projects I've been assigned I haven't been able to get away from the noise of today's society and just write. My creative juices have been at an all time low because of this but I think I've found out why I've been so busy.
I found out recently that there is a very large chance we will be deploying to Afghanistan sometime soon.

Long story short:
I'm still alive

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Hey, guys!

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im almost done with Family Tree chapter 18, and fair warning, a big chunk of it is Lottie talking about her past.

so if teen drama ain't your thing, sorry but after the long wait for a new chapter, teen angst is what you're gettin

but im off for summer now and summer classes don't start until the beginning of next month, so lots of free time to write more chapters (maybe even more short stories if i really have extra time), but stay tuned.

I'll be posting two new stories soon. They are the result of my previous blog post, where I asked for your input about what stories you wanted to see.

The first is the number one pick, a Sword Art Online II crossover. The second is the runner up, an NCIS crossover featuring both the EQG and FIM cast.

I'm excited for both, and they should be up very soon, most likely sometime tomorrow. Until then, get hyped.

Chapter Two

This part was super emotional for me to write, so I hope you all enjoy it! The series will end sometime in the next week or so.

Here I am, waiting with my family for that last hour of the year to come; thinking to myself, what should I say to this community?

This place has earned me some good and bad experience, both from which I had learned a lot. Because of that, I think that it will be the best to give this community some kind of knowledge or advice in return.

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My brand-new OC, Colvia Juliet Ivy is having nymphs on the 27th of October! And, of course, new profile pic!

Is now view-able on FimFiction. Check it out if here. More updates by tonight.

Also, how the hell did this happen?

Before I start, I hate making scheduled release dates because I end up posting stories beyond them. So all that'll be said for now is that a new one-shot is coming very soon. For those who read the blogs, you know what to expect; for those who don't, it's a short featuring Sunset Shimmer on a search for the perfect pet.

Oh yeah, it's also a crossover, too.

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I’m a pretty big fan of non-fiction self help books. Especially the audiobook versions read to me at double-speed to the point I probably missed half of what went on. About a third of my audiobooks fit that category.

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>No wings
>Big doofy snout
>Rectangular bulky body
>Small head with beady eyes
>Clunky-looking spines
>Stumpy kangaroo legs
>No lower teeth at all wtf

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Puff the Magic Dragon with Down's Syndrome?

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It's true that Bruised Apple, author of Principia Mathematica, is of the Apple Family. They say he came to the discovery of gravity one day when he fell out of a tree and landed on his own head.

His genetics were passed down to Big Mac, but not to Applejack. You see, philosophy is carried through the "Y" chromosome.

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Let's have a quick run-through of why:

The DSI/DSi/DS+internet has only 16 megabytes of RAM, which was far below the typical amount even for it's time. Combined with a lackluster support for modern HTML5 standards, it only makes sense that when I was loading FIMFiction on the DSi browser, nothing happened but a low memory warning and a blank screen. :P

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That is all.