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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • Friday
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    6 comments · 60 views
  • Wednesday
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    0 comments · 51 views
  • 1 week
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 45 views
  • 3 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 61 views
  • 3 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 71 views
Dec
17th
2016

I just realized that my old Nintendo DSi can't display FIMFiction. · 10:48pm Dec 17th, 2016

Let's have a quick run-through of why:

The DSI/DSi/DS+internet has only 16 megabytes of RAM, which was far below the typical amount even for it's time. Combined with a lackluster support for modern HTML5 standards, it only makes sense that when I was loading FIMFiction on the DSi browser, nothing happened but a low memory warning and a blank screen. :P

(Not to mention the fact that the dual ARM-7/ARM-9 processors are clocked at a speed that roughly matches my Pentium-era PC I've been trying to play Youtube on.)

But yeah. Underpowered Nintendo consoles are underpowered. :moustache:

Comments ( 7 )

ironically, im playing on my dsi.

I have no fucking clue what any of that meant.

You literally explained why my childhood sucks

4344423 And that is why I'm TheMajorTechie. :P

I can get all tech-nical at times.

^^^Warning: Horrible pun

4344741 meh, technically that wasn't a pun, as you did go technical as to why a DSI can't run Fimfiction

4345330 I see what you did there. :moustache:

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