I wonder what would happen if Princess Cadence's pregnancy turned out to just be a really bad case of gas after eating brussel sprouts. I mean think about it, it could happen. What would happen if Danny DeVito got in on this show? I mean he's done it before. He was the Grundle King years ago. I think Danny would bring a lot to Friendship is Magic, I mean he could literally sit there and talk about how horny he is and be a unicorn with an amazingly long horn. He could laugh in that laugh

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https://twitter.com/HgMorbi/status/890655762531328002
https://morbart.tumblr.com/tagged/Buha
https://www.pillowfort.social/search/Buha

Okay, the game really sucked. Like, more than a vacuum cleaner sucks, but the television series is actually pretty good. I'd recommend it to anyone who is waiting for the next episode of MLP to come out. Sonic Boom cartoon is pretty funny, and it offers so much more potential than the awful game does.

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Yeah, you heard that right. This week has been an unusual one, but here you go...

Update Edit 1/6/19: I found out that somepony put it on Derpibooru just before it was taken down on DeviantArt, so it's downloadable now.
https://www.deviantart.com/bijutsuyoukai/art/COM-Everyone-Smile-768084560
https://derpibooru.org/1855360

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One day I’ll tell you about how Union Pacific’s takeover of Southern Pacific went. In a nutshell, at the height of the catastrophe, if a railcar went into Texas, it didn’t come back out for six months.

I mention that because T-Mobile took over Sprint recently.

And broke my cat radio.

Source

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Fate has smiled upon me, and then immediately backhanded me and said "don't get too excited"

So, i am now in ownership of a vehicle. cool. wow. the issue is that i wasn't planning on having to do any maintenance on top of paying for my overpriced insurance (you get charged extra for liability when you're a delivery monkey) my fucking car now has a flat. cool. awesome. toooootaly didn't need that money in my account for anything else.

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Putting off reading stories and then doing lots of stuff less interesting than reading stories is stupid.

I still managed to procrastinate by wasting time on Reddit.

But I did get some stories read!

Today’s stories:

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"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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Fact #1: While I can't sing high notes, I'm quite alright at singing in general. I can hold a tune as some put it. It makes for use whenever I'm singing along with some of my favorite Disney songs.

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also happy 4/20

Furry Foray Contest, a retrospective.

For anyone who was paying attention to this account or FimFiction in general, there were suddenly a bunch of crossover fics with very specific furry characters . . . somebody ran a contest. Probably can't link to it, 'cause the rules, but it was called the Furry Foray Festival.

Source

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With the writeoff over, it is time to get back into the swing of reviews!

Today’s excuse to promote The Destruction of the Self stories:

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I was wrong. Things got worse. Things got much worse.

My bosses decided that I was making too much per hour for the work I'm assigned to do (grunt work). In other words, I was overqualified, and they brought in cheaper help from below me. After said help was trained and their collars fitted, they saw fit to lower my wage by over five-hundred dollars less per month.

I cannot keep my apartment on such a change.

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It looks like someone's been messing with some kind of crazy magic again... Damn it Twilight!

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I felt that the last Bronycon deserved remembering, recalling and recording in detail. To preserve for posterity as full a picture of it as I can manage. Because its like will not come again. That doesn’t mean the fandom is done, or that there’s any less love involved. I will be here for years to come. So will you. For all I know, the best days of FIM fanfiction are yet to come. And, after the con, I feel more connected to it than ever before.

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https://twitter.com/HgMorbi/status/887949299627081729

Honestly I just feel like giving a list of updates and the title of this blog doesn't reflect that but I gave up on it so have a happy.

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like legit i'm bored af and the guy I was previously talking to muted himself like boi