Two cons in two weeks is hard. I'd done this a couple of times previously, but not when I was 41 years old.

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Critique: One thing to note about this story before we begin is that the story has to warn us that the author doesn’t condone the actions and that if any author has murderous impulses to seek help.

Fife: Gotta be a responsible author, I guess. “In this story, Fluttershy explodes twice. I do not condone exploding. If you feel like you’re going to explode, it sucks to be you.”

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Just finished watching Elena and the Secret of Avalor. Still wished they did it before the premiere of Elena, but it was worth the wait.

She stole all the popcorn and talked to through half of it . But the movie was awesome! I can't wait to see where Sofia the First and Elena of Avalor goes from here. -Calming Moon

You ever feel satisfied, like you just accomplished something great and wanted to bask in the afterglow? That was how I felt after the success of Dibs on My Sister. Hell, I'm still basking in it! Every time I listen to Sabaton's Winged Hussars I think of Firesight's blog intervention that sent Dibs to #1 featured. When I hear Carolus Rex, I think of the story taking first

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Patreon Supporters take note: The second chapter of my secret "itch" project is up. You know, that one I teased with Sunset Shimmer?

If you're a supporter go check it out!

Hey guys! Just another update post thing. Dirty Little Secret's contest for stories has officially stopped taking submissions, meaning now is the time period of voting for stories. I recommend all of you go through the list of stories on there and see all the great contributions everyone's made for it. Yes, I know I'm among those contributors. However, this is NOT me telling you "hey, go vote for just my stuff!". There are folks who made stories better than mine, I know so myself! If you wanna

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Hello, it's this one again. Now I decided to do a little bittle blog thing as I didn't get a fic up last week. Now this has been mainly because of two things. The first being my sudden and very damaging addiction to 'eight out of ten cats does countdown', another time being overly British has got in the way of my life. And the second that fact that the number of fics I'm writing has doubled but never being able to finish any. Guys, if you enjoy reading half finished or almost done one-shots, I

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I just got finished listening to The Secret Garden on audiobook and the Broadway musical soundtrack back-to-back. For those of you not in the loop, my pal misskoifishpony and I have discussed how we’d love to see someone do a PMV set of this musical with Sweetie Belle as Mary Lennox, Scootaloo as Colin Craven, Pinkie Pie as Martha, Spike as Dickon, Discord as Archibald Craven, and Fluttershy as Lily Craven.

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I want to start putting out the next few chapters...but I am having this horrible sense of Deja Vu

In a previous story I tried to do something I thought would be amazing. And 98% of everyone who had enjoyed the story up until that point turned on me in a vicious blood fury that lasted nearly a year. I'm talking hate-mail and vicious attacks over the net that nearly drove me to suicide. It was bad guys.

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Hi everyone,

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Hey ponies, just wanted to let you know I did something spoopy for Haloween. Not exactly a holiday story, but I did think the subject material made this one appropriate for posting. I have the first section written already and will be parsing out over the next few days.

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Are you alone? Noone behind you? Ok, read this for a sneak peek at my newest story, The Corruption.

"Is everything going as planned, servant?" said a strangely glitchy voice.

"Yes, Master. The fools won't know what hit them," said a more normal, high-pitched voice.

"What about the Elements of Harmony? Do they know?" asked the glitchy voice.

"No, Master. They go about their life as per usual," responded the normal voice.

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I can't read.

I can't even read these.

Well, obviously that's deceptive. I wouldn't be able to write pn0y, let alone quality non-smut horsewords, if I weren't able to read properly. The problem is I can't force myself to read, like, anything.

I intend to change that now.

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Hi there! For those of y'all who enjoyed Sky's Changeling Secret and my Fallout Equestria story; I have an exciting, possibly, announcement to make! I am coming back to writing. With my best friend being a year or so off from finishing his first novel and, hopefully, his first published work, I've been inspired to write again. But, before I make my own original work, I'm going to make a new foray into this wonderful fandom and, perhaps, actually finish my MLP writing ideas. Anyways, I'm going

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Here's a list of cards for a Changeling Space Program / The Maretian set for Secret Shipfic Folder, beginning with one made by FanOfMostEverything at a prompt:

PONY CARDS

The Martian
Male
(No species)
AU
Human, Astronaut, Crossover
Martian Isolation (Special): You may play Mark without attaching any Ships to him. Mark isn't discarded when he isn't attached to the rest of the shipping grid. This power can't be copied.

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I'm just curious, I placed certain "details" on Burning Heart, (the song above being one of them), but there are more, did you found them?

Have fun, y'all!

EDIT: aw, darnit. Fimfic doesn't like the file size. Have a link instead: https://themajortechie.com/find-the-secret.jpg

EDIT 2: the reward is just behind-the-scenes access to Splintershard-related stuff on my Discord server. :P

Length: 132,500 words. Genres: Action/Drama/Mystery/Military/Romance. Status: Complete, in Revision. Characters: Starlight, Prince Blueblood, Sunset, Twilight, Moon Dancer, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, Sunburst, Shining Armor, Others: Streak, Citron, Proper Step. Expected Serialization Date: March 1st.

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