A distraction from van shopping... pony shipping. · 5:42pm Feb 1st, 2018
Here's a list of cards for a Changeling Space Program / The Maretian set for Secret Shipfic Folder, beginning with one made by FanOfMostEverything at a prompt:
PONY CARDS
The Martian
Male
(No species)
AU
Human, Astronaut, Crossover
Martian Isolation (Special): You may play Mark without attaching any Ships to him. Mark isn't discarded when he isn't attached to the rest of the shipping grid. This power can't be copied.
"In time they would discover that the only thing more reactive than pure perchlorate salts... was love."
—Red Planet, Pink Hearts
The rest are me:
Cherry Berry
Female
Earth pony
Cherry Berry
Background Pony (Replace)
"Oh, sure, she was third in Cherry's affections after eating cherries and flying balloons, but third place was still a podium finish, and she'd take it."
—Where Nobody's Looking
Cherry Berry, Steely Eyed Missile Mare
Female
Earth pony
AU
Cherry Berry, Astronaut
Unstoppable (Special): If this card is in your hand, you may add it to the grid using the top card from the Ship draw pile. This power can't be copied.
"She had fifteen seconds to dock with Chrysalis's capsule, boost back into orbit, and avoid certain death. Her only thought: what would she do with the other five?"
—The Shared Dream
Queen Chrysalis, Rocket Jock
Female
Alicorn
AU
Changeling, Villain, Astronaut
Changeling (Any)
"Her victory over those accursed ponies lay within her reach. She could almost taste it. It tasted like green cheese."
—The Shared Dream
Warner von Brawn
Male
(no race)
Minotaur, OC
Apolitical (Special): If Warner only has one Ship, then on any turn Warner and the attached Ship card may be moved to a different part of the grid.
"Love? That's not my department."
—The Shared Dream
Goddard the Griffon
Male
(no race)
Griffon, OC
Lay the Foundations (Special): This card may be played as a Ship card instead of as a Pony card. This power can't be copied.
"The griffon chuckled as he listened to the radio. Finally, after forty years, his rocket formulas were being used for a warmer purpose than cold gold bits."
—The Warm Equations
Occupant
Male
Earth pony
Changeling, Astronaut, OC
Paperwork (Draw): Draw two Pony and/or Ship cards.
"The timid changeling stammered an incomprehensible reply. Nopony had ever said his buck fangs were attractive before!"
—The Shared Dream
Dragonfly
Female
Pegasus
Changeling, Astronaut, OC
Changeling (Any Non-Alicorn)
"Dragonfly stared into the eyes of her purple princessly prey. Seducing an alicorn was utter folly... but the changeling could never resist the erotic lure of lethal danger."
—The Warm Equations
Lucky Cricket
Male
Unicorn
Changeling, Astronaut, OC
Lands On His Hooves (Special): If Lucky Cricket is ever discarded, use a Ship card from the discard pile to place him in a new place on the grid. This power can't be copied.
"Lucky leaned back into the pony's warm embrace. Once again, through no act of his own, he'd ended up in the right place at the right time."
—Changeling Boy-Toy Can't Lose!
Rocket Wizard Twilight Sparkle
Female
Alicorn
AU
Twilight Sparkle, Mane 6, Astronaut, Princess
Space Race (Special): All players draw one Pony and one Ship card. This power can't be copied.
"Twilight felt the call of the Cutie Map and smiled. Once her newest, perfect creation passed its flight tests, at last she would be ready to bring her friendship lessons to the stars!"
—To Embrace the Stars
Test Pilot Rainbow Dash
Female
Pegasus
AU
Rainbow Dash, Mane 6, Astronaut
The Right Stuff (Special): If Test Pilot Rainbow Dash is ever discarded, use a Ship card from the discard pile to place her in a new place on the grid. This power can't be copied.
"Dash's hooves rested on the controls, awaiting the perfect moment. Her only thought was how impressed that sexy evil changeling would be, and how jealous, when she saw this."
—To Embrace the Stars
Backup Pilot Spitfire
Female
Pegasus
AU
Spitfire, Astronaut
The Old Rookie (Replace)
"Spitfire watched the smoke trail of the rocket as it rose out of sight. Her heart flew on that ship, and she vowed that one day the rest of her would follow."
—To Embrace the Stars
Fireball the Indestructible
Male
(no race)
Dragon, Astronaut, OC
Survivor (Special): Ship cards attached to Fireball can't be discarded. This power cannot be copied.
"He sat in the capsule wondering how he'd been talked into doing this again. Then he remembered those pleading reptilian eyes set in that lovely azure face, and understood."
—Hoarding Space
Starlight Glimmer... in SPAAAAAACE!
Female
Unicorn
AU
Starlight Glimmer, Astronaut
Sparkle Drive (Swap): Swap up to two pairs of cards on the grid.
"The pulse of magic through the crystal kept perfect rhythm to the beating of her heart. Soon, so very soon, theory would become reality, and she would become one with the cosmos."
—Red Planet, Pink Hearts
Alien Life Form
Female
Earth pony
Fluffle Puff
Barrel Burster (Replace)
"Of all the moments for her erotic fantasies to become warm fuzzy pink reality, Chrysalis thought, this was the absolute worst."
—Scientific Progress Goes Thpppt!
SHIP CARDS
Capsule Stuffing
Tourist Flight
Million Furlong High Club
Lost in Space
Unorthodox Astronaut Training
Marooned on a Desert Planet
Docking Maneuvers
Orbital Rendezvous
GOAL CARDS
United Space Programs
3 points - Ship four or more Ponies with the Astronaut keyword in a chain.
Whoops, Wrong Landing Zone
1 point - Ship any Chrysalis with any Luna.
Changelings Conquer Space
3 points - Six or more changelings are on the grid at one time.
It Came in the Mail!
2 points - Ship Occupant and any Pony with the Object keyword.
Daring Space Rescue
2 points - Add two Ponies from the discard pile to the grid in one turn.
Strength Through Diversity
2(3) points - Ship six or more Ponies with a non-Pony species keyword in a chain. Score 3 points if no species keyword is repeated in the chain.
No Longer Alone
2 points - The Martian is shipped with 4 or more ponies.
Sharing the Dream
1 point - Ship any Chrysalis with any Cherry Berry.
So... I have no clue what this is about but...
You are now reading this in the Space Core's voice.
Starlight Glimmer... in SPAAAAAACE!
And you cant un-read it.
Edit: and now I'm picturing a GlimGlam/Space Core ship.
4787151 No, actually, I read it in the announcer's voice from the Muppet Show.
Ponies... In... SPAAAAAACE!
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Had another thought:
"It Came in the Mail: Space Core"
*puts it next to Occupant's E-Z-Scry-Me Ball*
Goal: Will Cuddle for Food
2 Points-Dragonfly is shipped with four or more ponies.
"How ironic that here, on this barren world, Dragonfly would learn that love sustaining through adversity was more than merely a question of rations."
-Red Planet, Pink Hearts
Ship-Curse of the Fatal Death!
"The sirens blared, the oxygen was running low, and the food packages were on fire. Why did she have to realize her love for them all now, when they would never make it out alive?"
-Cherry Berry 2: Rise of Murphy
Goal:Intimate Communications
1 Point-Ship The Martian with any Starlight Glimmer
-"Starlight cursed her faulty translation spell. How would she ever express to the alien what was truly in her heart?"
-Red Planet, Pink Hearts
Goal: Sciencing the Tartarus Out of This
3 Points-Ship 4 Ponies in a chain that includes any Starlight Glimmer, any Twilight Sparkle, and any Astronaut.
"Across worlds and dimensions, four hearts beat with a single message for Death: 'Not Today'"
-Cherry Berry 2: Rise of Murphy
4787572 Some cards count as two ponies. The Swarm of Breezies card counts as TEN.
Ship-Countdown
"Can you count to 10,000...while making love?"
-The Warm Equations
Ship-Deep Impact Penetrator
"Cherry, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours left to save Equus!"
-Cherry Berry 3: Meteor Hearts
Ship-Stupid Sexy Alien Pheremones
Love Poison
"On their homeworld the problem could have been resolved in a number of ways, from fresh air to cold showers. But trapped in the recycled air of the hab, and with their water supply reduced, concentrating on work was becoming desperately difficult."
-Red Planet, Pink Hearts
4787572
Some cards count as multiple ponies.
The Cold Equations: Glurgy disaster-porn caused by security forces holding planet-sized Idiot Balls.
What are all of the quotes from? My Google-fu is weak.
4975225 Made up, just like the quotes in TSSSF.
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Aw. I was hoping to read some extra material.