... finally edited a shit story.

Did it all by myself, are you proud of me, ma?!

Nah, in all seriousness, more like an 'update' than an edit, really. Sure, I fixed a few things, but there's a limit on what I can do by myself, haha.

Fucking tenses, man. They kill me every time.

Seriously gotta hire an editor one of these days, I'd pop shit out like this faster than I can dash through a level of Mario. Which isn't very fast, but still.