I'm writing something sad.

Again.

Sadder than before. I genuinely wonder what the fuck is wrong with me that I'm writing this thing...

It should be done in a few days.

In other news...want to hear me talk about one of my more disgusting vomit-filled stories? Yeah? Ok, have a listen to this. The AiE Book club read my story and reviewed it. Because why not.
https://soundcloud.com/aiebookclub/anonpencil

Enjoy.

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Hello All,

A while ago I lost a bet. As a result I've published a controversial fic with the tags 2nd person, human, and is also an AiE (Anon in Equestria)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! :)

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/344482/discord-sets-up-your-date

For those that knew him, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. We ran in the same circles for a time, we used to talk at times. It had been too long, and I just hope he was doing okay near the end.
Don't pass up a chance to say hi to long-silent friends. While you can.

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/789771/rest-in-peace

Rest well, Filly.

-Pencil

Inspiration struck. The sequel to You Think I Could Make It? is in the works. Gotta love how my mind works sometimes, where it veers from the plan I had for this week.

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/360309/my-name-is-anon-and-everyone-hates-me
DO IT. GO READ THIS!

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Ok, first of all, I know a lot of people hate Valentines Day. I can see their point. It's commercialized, it focuses on couples which singles out the...singles, it makes showing love for someone an obligatory one-day thing, it's childish and dumb and pink...

But I'll let you in on a little secret:

I.
Fucking.
LOVE.
Valentines Day.

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We're on with Duelist and...B-Bendy t-tonight.

...I'm n-not excited, YOU'RE excited.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

Come ask us questions, shitpost, and see what our two prolific guests have to say about things. See you there.

-Pencil

EDIT: AAAAND it's live!!!

Ok, so as usual, we have a podcast this evening at 4PM PST (7PM EST). But tonight is a little special for me.

Tonight we have two guests, one whatmustido who wrote Diaries of a Madman, and two Bolding, who wrote everything good that has ever been written including the bible.
Who is great.
Who is a pretty lady.
Who is my child.
Be nice to my child.
I will cut you.

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So after many requests, my good friend Bendy made a group for his stories "Pony Anatomy Problem" and "Screw Pony Anatomy" both of which are hilarious and I highly recommend you read them if you havent yet.

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Okay you bastards, I'll write a damn Spike story.
Happy?
You won't be when I'm done.
-grumble-

In other news, it's podcast day again, today at 4PM PST! Our guest today is Seventh Heaven, who needs to git gud at cooking. Oh, and he writes too I guess. ANYway, come ask him questions and harass us here:

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

The drinking words are going to be intense today. I'll see ya there, and have a nice Friday.

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(this is NOT an april fool's joke!)
Hey everyone! Thanks to some recent inspiration, I finally finished part 2 of the Nightmare Night chapter! (Chapter 7). I'm just waiting for it to be edited, now, and then I'll post it! I'm going to work at a camp this summer so I'll have to put it on hiatus again soon, but hopefully, I'll be able to write a lot more chapters when I start college this fall!