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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Nov
4th
2015

I'm bad at sticking to what I say · 12:02am Nov 4th, 2015

I'm writing something sad.

Again.

Sadder than before. I genuinely wonder what the fuck is wrong with me that I'm writing this thing...


It should be done in a few days.


In other news...want to hear me talk about one of my more disgusting vomit-filled stories? Yeah? Ok, have a listen to this. The AiE Book club read my story and reviewed it. Because why not.
https://soundcloud.com/aiebookclub/anonpencil

Enjoy.

Report anonpencil · 317 views · Story: A Hole in One · #aie #sad #feels
Comments ( 5 )

You have to use a special criteria for an Anonpencil story.
1. Does it center around some creepy/weird fetish?
2. How creepy/weird is this fetish?
3. How drunk was Anonpencil when writing it?
4. How drunk were you while reading it?
5. How aroused are you after reading it?
6. How many puns were there in the comment section?
Some of these factor in more than others, but puns are always solid.

3518829 YES. As long as there are puns.
Good luck with those on the next one though, heh.

3518920 Sounds like a challenge to me

5. How aroused are you after reading it?

I found Sea of Troubles hot. Bring it Pencil.

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