I don't like to tell people how to have fun, but given how a certain group is celebrating Mother's Day, I will cross-promote SockPuppet's Father's Day Not-a-Contest. (A nontest, if you will.) Goodness knows we don't see a lot of male characters in pony as it is. This should be fun.
At the time of writing this, the local time is 4:53 AM AEST (Australian Eastern Standard Time)
In this penultimate week of Season 8—going by the US release schedule, anyway—we get the closest thing we may get to an answer to one of the series’s biggest questions.
I really hope it doesn’t turn out to be the closest thing we get.
So, in this episode, there's something that intrigues me and got me thinking the most, but I'll come to that later. First, the obvious elephant dragon in the room..... Sludge. Spike's dad, or, at least what he wanted to make Spike believe he is.
IN WHICH I ATE TWO WAFFLES
Just like how Taco Tuesday is a thing, evidently so is "Waffle Wednesday". I am satisfied. It's the little things as the big things in my life continue to deteriorate. I'm stuck in my internet deficient hometown for the foreseeable future. That's the bad news. Good news is that I've finished a chapter each for EQUESTRIA GIRLS and 2020's Mayor Mare story. I'll post them as soon as I have time. Peace out!
Scroll #23, Absolution Part 2, has been published and is available to all! I hope you enjoy it!
*Note: This chapter in particular contains fowl language nearing the end. If you are sensitive to such content, I apologize and encourage you to turn away. Thank you.*
-R.P. 
Oh man.
Truth be told, I have sorta shipped Flash with eleven out of the fifteen girls/women shown in that picture. Will I ever do anything with these shippings? Eh...maybe, but not right now.
HOW DOES A BASTARD
ORPHAN
SON OF A WHORE
AND A SCOTSMAN
DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOR-
GOTTEN SPOT IN THE CARRIBEAN
BY PROVIDENCE, IMPOVERSIHED IN SQUALOR
GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR
ALEXANDER HAMILTON
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE
BUT JUST YOU WAIT
JUST YOU WAIT
When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
I suppose now's a good time to mention my Author Scoring thingamajig. I added a guide to my user page, but figured it would be good to explain things here too.
24 Days before a fat fuck in a red suit comes to break into our homes...
(Yeah...every day counting down to Christmas, you'll be getting something shitty like this. It isn't much...but you know...want to build up hype for the Christmas season and shit.
No "Human After All?" I know, boo. 
But new Turing Test one-shot story? Hopefully yay! 
I've never tried stand-up comedy.
I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...
What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!
Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?
*NOTE: I add these to my Disney VHS collection because they are Disney subsidiaries.*
TOUCHSTONE:
1. BABY, SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND
DATE: 1985
PRINT DATE: Either October 4 or 9, 1985 (ink is fading fast from the bottom sticker)
PLACE OF PURCHASE: http://www.eBay.com (former rental; from Tolley's Video Mart, which was a regional chain of stores in the state of Tennessee; this came from their Springfield (Tennessee) locale)
So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.
I’ve been reading essays lately.
I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.
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