Well, Youtube copyrights struck again, this time to my Twilestia tribute set to Rod Stewart's Maggie May, which I think is absolutely beautiful song. But alas, because of the damn copyright, I had to switch out the song for a piece of classical music, (The same one I had to use from my Don't Fear the Reaper video a while back.) even when I said the song was used in a parody and I made no money off of it and gave proper credit to the artist.

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Hello everybody...

I wanted to apologize for posting the last two chapters in such crappy conditions... Due to my finals starting tomorrow, I had very little time to finish the chapters and publish them, and I really wanted to have them out before my finals arrived...

Thankfully, my good friend was quick and helped me fix them. They should be taken care of by the time of this posting!

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...um...

....

Here. Just... here.

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/881358/caroll-spinney-12-26-33-12-8-19

*curls up in a ball somewhere*

Well, after more than 6 months, it's clear that VIRTUALLY NO ONE watched the movie.

Only 3.4k total ratings on IMDB (compare with 21k for the "Halo" series which just started).

It ranks #2985 in popularity... lower than some old bad B movies. There was no spark for this thing. It looked like generic CGI, the story was bland and uninteresting, the villain was even less interesting and less threatening than a Diamond Dog.

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Artist: Emphoa

Artist: Frazy

It's interesting just how someone can go their whole life with no problems and suddenly learn that they've needed something for the majority of their life.
I've never really been near sighted or farsighted, but as I've gotten older I found my vision getting more blurry.

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"Oi, Phary, a word?"

"What do you need, mom?"

"I was wondering if you'd enjoy having some tea and biscuits in my room. I've some work to do and I needn't do it by myself if you'd want to help."

*Standing nearby, staring* "...Um... Fortuna? Did Kydra slip some kind of language barrier potion in your water this morning?"

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So, I recently wrote a story entry for the QnS Random Act of Kindness challenge, 5 people entered, and I didn’t place. I honestly would not have been shocked if I came in last, because even though the other one that didn’t place was by a person with English as a nonprimary language, their story was tons better than my hot mess of a story.

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I don't know what went wrong.

No, wait, I do, I agreed to write two short stories on a tight deadline at the worst time of year. Because I am perverse, and because I promised them (rather than it just being a contest I can cheese out of) and because they're amazing prompts, I will be finishing them on time.

The porn one MIGHT even be well-edited depending on how far my unpaid intern gets through it.

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Whoever came up with that final boss fight can just go swallow all the sharpest, rustiest nails in the universe.

In relation to my last post...

Please only read below if you PMed me regarding the last post. It...won't make much sense, and I thought using a blog would be better since two thirds the people I talked to are already gone from my PM box.

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Everything's delayed to infinity and beyond!
I'm obviously not dead, but current events have made me very busy. I'll definitely continue my story, however, you might need to wait a year or two, so feel free to not come back if you don't want to :(.

Okay, I'm just asking here, as I do want to start making some money for my first car and various other reasons instead of just having to rely on my parents, but I want to know if anyone wants me to start doing commissions. Seriously, it doesn't have to be big major things like 200,000 word epics or anything like that, but it can simply be just small one shots like I'm used to doing. However, there is a proviso. I will not do anything sex related, so no sex scenes from me. I'm willing to do just

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Hey guys! It’s almost my birthday. In like... five days.

Ending on March 1st, there will be this Smolcellus contest I’m hosting for commissions as a payback(I don’t have money. Rules are here.

Please, guys. This would be awesome even if we only got to three.

Hey y'all. Just letting you know the first book is live now, and can be found at the following link:

Here!

Enjoy!

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I am NOT accepting OC submissions for my currently ongoing stories, such as Waking Nightmares and its related spinoffs. If someone else’s OC appears in the story, then it’s because they’ve done a major favor for me and have earned a cameo appearance.

And that is ALL it will be. A CAMEO. No backstory, no history, just a brief mention and description, a few lines, that’s it.

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