Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

ALRIGHT!

YO SUP NERD IM BACK FROM MY MISSIONS TRIP TO OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO
I HELPED RUN A VBS AND DID A MENAGERIE OF OTHER VOLUNTEER STUFF
I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEK
I HAD 500+ NEW STUFF IN MY FEED SO IM NOT GONNA GO THROUGH IT ALL
IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENED JUST TELL ME

also DONT YOU DARE spoil the upd8 natalie!!!!!

AND I GOT 2.5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT

SO IM GONNA GO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY AND SLEEP NOW

BYE

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Because of certain extenuating circumstances, I had originally planned to make this my 101st blog, but I am unable to do so in a timely fashion
This was going to be my 101st, my 100th was going to be my 99th, and my 101st was going to be 100th, but oh well

BUT THATS OK
BECAUSE THIS BLOG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING HOMESTUCK YO

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sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.

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I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.

Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS

Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.

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I preread another thing a bit ago. (But wasn't listed as one?)

TLunangrad

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Mystery

Luna, newly returned from her exile, takes Twilight along on a pilgrimage into her own past.

• Twilight
• Luna

Cynewulf · 26k words  ·  280  9 · 3.2k views

It's good but I'm really tied and can't think of nice things to say right now, but if you like worldbuilding, adventures, and Luna, this story awaits you.

To Lunangrad!

<Long intro detailing how Cozy Glow started attending school and now sees Sunset as her mother>

"So how was school today?" Sunset asked as she put down the dinner on the table. "Did you do anything fun?"

"Yes," Cozy smiled. "Cheerilee was sick today, so me and Silver Spoon decided to practise for the music showcase and then some other students joined in and everybody danced!"

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A writeoff story came out last night and has already hit the featured story box, Present Perfect released a story with a title based on a thirty year old joke, and curiosity drove me to read a story with a terrible pun for a title in the featured story box.

Another day in the life of the front page of FIMFiction.

Today’s stories:

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Write-a-thon is over because I'm super tired now, but I might try this again tomorrow for a bit longer so more people can join in 0: Tomorrow fill in the last prompts I got before closing the event :3

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL

Okay, so the bad part about having too many stories (like that's even possible) is that I can miss notifications (or forget them by mistake) because, no, I do not get too many (really, detailed!comments and updoots and shit make my day) but there are times when I can get quite a bit (rare) but other times, I sometimes won't get them at all.

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I'll spare you the wall of text by linking you a google doc that has said wall of text.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10NNHgZOW4Rz9DhCtzjUsa-ZZcR9jv1VmQqdFLDfvWpY/edit?usp=sharing

But basically it's unbelievable that after this whole year of being desensitized to this circus parade of a presidential election, this is what fucking sends me reeling. Unforgivable.

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This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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Hello there.

It's been ages since I've written something relevant for this site that was longer than a throwaway of 1000 words while on a plane, train, or bus, so I figured today would be the best day to talk about the best thing that has happened to me in my life.

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y'all always compliment my avatar but the fact that the sombra in it is female bugs me now

i used to not mind it too much before but now it's weird to me

heck

I have a confession to make. I’ve been having troubles finishing what I’ve been trying to do, and instead of doing what I should be doing in terms of writing (or making title images), I’ve been faffing about, playing games (such as Ni No Kuni 2, Kingdom Hearts 3, and Darksiders 3), and keeping an eye on Devil May Cry 5. Speaking of, that’s a week away... sooooooo yeah... Gonna be playing that very soon.

Holy crap, so many good games lately...

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Last week's fic is done. Sorry again about missing the link-sharing for the first few days.

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'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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next checkin will b in 4 weeks, not 2, since ik between now and the 20th i will have very little time to write orz, thank you for your patience!