Feb
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#1 - One Hour Writing-a-thon · 10:25am Feb 1st, 2016
Write-a-thon is over because I'm super tired now, but I might try this again tomorrow for a bit longer so more people can join in 0: Tomorrow fill in the last prompts I got before closing the event :3
Due to having severe insomnia and also not wanting to sleep, I invite whoever's awake and bored to join in and leave a comment so I can reply with a 100-400 word story to your prompt, and we'll all hope they don't turn out awful because I'm sleep deprived and my stomach hurts and also I'm terribly afraid of finding out I'm terrible at other characters that aren't Rares and Twilight.
*sobs*
Anyway, allowed prompts are literally everything except nsfw. And gore. But yeah, literally everything unless I say otherwise, who knows.
Go go go!
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#all ships are allowed too
#even my notps
#of course no one here knows my notps
#so hopefully no one goes for my notps
#i'll delete this in an hour or so if i don't get any comments bc i dont want everyone to know i'm a loser ;;
#anyway yes GO
#IF YOU GO FOR RARITWI PROMPTS ILL LOVE YOU 5EVER
Twilight comes to a horrific realisation.
Raridance and dress fitting.
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“You know,” Spike said, lying on a couch and reading the latest issue of his Power Ponies comic, “you’ve technically read every single book ever written.”
From the other side of the couch, Twilight looked up from her book and giggled. “Okay, okay, I get it, silly. You think I read too much.”
“No, I’m serious,” Spike replied, finally looking at Twilight. “You’ve technically read every single book ever written.”
“Oh? And how’s that?” Twilight asked, raising an eyebrow.
Spike’s brow furrowed, put his comic down, and crossed his arms. “Well, there’s 26 letters in the alphabet, right?”
“Yeah…”
“And every sentence ever written is a combination of just those 26 symbols, plus punctuation, right?”
Twilight snorted. “Spike, that doesn’t count as reading every book ever,” she said, shaking her head and returning her gaze to her book.
“But it does!” Spike insisted. “It doesn’t matter what combination it is, you’re never gonna read something completely new because every word is a word you already know. Technically, you’ve already read every book that’s ever been written, and that will ever be written!”
There was a moment of silence as Twilight to Spike, to her book, back to Spike, back to the book, back to Spike, and back to the book. Her eyes scanned the words, realizing that indeed they weren’t anything new, and perhaps she really had already technically read every single book ever, and oh celes—
Whack!
“Ow!” Spike yelled after having a pillow hurled at his face. “What was that for?!”
EQG AppleDash encounters Pony AppleDash, discuss differences and similarities.
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I will surpass my fear of butchering Applejack's dialogue if only because it's you, Tcherno o: Only for you...
And also because I just finished the new chapter of EL, and IT HAD SO MUCH APPLEJACK AND APPLEBLOOM SO TECHNICALLY I have trained for this moment.
Brb with drabble.
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We await it.
in which sweetiebot meet with enchanted library twilight
Twilight commits a faux pas by making out with Rarity in front of all the nobility ever.
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“Rainbow,” Applejack said, crossing her arms and staring at her girlfriend, “I think you’re missin’ the big picture here.”
Sitting on the other side of the table, Applejack crossed her arms and stared at her marefr—girl…friend, “You too, Rainbow. My Rainbow, I mean. The pon—Oh, you know what I mean.”
“Okay, but, I’m still like the equivalent of the coolest person ever in your world, right?” Rainbow Dash asked excitedly. “These Wonderbolt horses are kinda like the coolest gang ever, right? And we got in? I mean, you got in, but technically it’s me.”
“Oh yeah, totally,” Rainbow Dash replied, leaning back on the chair and smirking. “We’re totally the coolest thing ever in Equestria.” She then paused and added, “And, uh, same here, right?”
“Oh, yeah, of course! It’s me, duh!” Rainbow Dash replied, similarly leaning back and crossing her arms. “I’m practically the most popular person in all of Canterlot High, and I’ve got the best girlfriend ever,” she added, uncrossing her arms if only to snake one around Applejack’s shoulder – the human one; well, they’re both humans, but you get what...
At this, the other Rainbow Dash snorted. “Heh, I’ve got the best marefriend, too,” she said, copying her other self and snaking her foreleg – arm! – around Applejack. “She’s the best marefriend in all the universes.”
Rainbow raised an eyebrow. “Heh. I think my Applejack is better, though.”
Rainbow frowned. “Your Applejack is pretty great, but I’d only date the best Applejack.” She paused and looked to the other Applejack – the not best one. “Uh, no offence, AJ.”
“Uh, sorry to say this, but I’m the one who’d only date the best Applejack,” the other Rainbow said, hugging the obviously best Applejack closer. Similarly, she turned to the other Applejack – the pony one and sadly not best one obviously, and said, “No offence, though, AJ.”
In unison, ignoring the on-going argument taking place between their girlfriends, Applejack looked at Applejack, and both couldn’t help but share an amused smile.
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I see what you did there! You avoided butchering AJ's dialogue by not having any dialogue at all! 
That's pretty much how it would go with Dash, yes. Sounds about right.
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Uhm, I don't know the context for SweetieBot, so I'm gonna write this assuming she's a normal robot? xD
“Rarity… Shouldn’t we do something?” Fluttershy asked, looking down at the unicorn lying down on a large pillow, lazily reading from a book. “She’s been like that for almost ten hours…”
“Fluttershy, darling,” Rarity replied, glacing at her friend and smiling sympathetically, “I already tried for an hour to snap her out of it, and by this point, I believe the best solution is simply to let the shock wear off. Now, why don’t you sit down and read a book until Sweetie Belle comes back to pick up her science project, hm?”
Fluttershy didn’t budge. “I don’t know…”
“You know, I will say I’m terribly impressed by how technologically advanced Cheerilee’s school has become,” Rarity continued, turning a page from her book. “I mean, building robotic replicas of the students? I wish my school years had been that modern!”
Seeing as she wasn’t getting any help from Rarity, Fluttershy sighed and trotted towards the side of the room where Princess Twilight had been standing there for a very long time, staring in shock at the robotic replica of Sweetie Belle, her mouth hanging open in a very unladylike gesture.
“Princess Twilight?” Fluttershy asked. “Are you all right?”
Twilight didn’t bother to reply, instead shooting a spark of magic from her horn and aiming at the robot, who immediately moved backwards and informed them of several activities that might result in a cutie mark.
“Oh, that’s cute!” Fluttershy said. “Do you like it, Prince—“
“RARITY, HOLY F—“
“LANGUAGE, TWILIGHT.”
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IT'S HARD TO ADD A LOT OF DIALOGUE IN 200 WORDS OK I TRIED,,, DONT USE THE AJ MAD FACE AT ME,,,
sob...
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Rarity being floored by the beauty, magnificence, and awesomeness of an alpaca.
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I WAS GONNA GO TO BED NOW BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT WHEN YOU LEAVE A PROMPT LIKE THIS ONE
brb with drabble.
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its perfect
so, you ok now?
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“Oh my…”
Rarity had never seen a creature so magnificent in all her life.
Thousands of diamonds had gone past her hooves; she’d participated in fashion events attended by the most dazzling of ponies; she’d had front row seats to all kinds of wondrous sights, but not one of them compared to the truly glorious sight before her.
“Rares, it’s just an alpaca,” Rainbow Dash said ignorantly, for only somepony truly and utterly ignorant of the world’s beauty could say something so terribly wrong.
“Just an alpaca?!” Rarity exclaimed, shoving a hoof against her chest and throwing Rainbow Dash a very nasty look. “How can you even say that?! How can you be so blind, Rainbow Dash?!”
“Whaaat! It’s true!” Rainbow exclaimed, turning to the alpaca grazing and occasionally glancing curiously at the two mares. “What’s so special about it, anyways?”
Hah! Another ignorant question! Poor Rainbow Dash, she was probably just green with envy at not being as majestic as the alpaca. Not even Rarity herself could hope to be like one.
Well, actually, she was much better, but that didn’t matter. What mattered was that...
“But have you felt how soft it is?!” Rarity said, brushing her hoof against the alpaca as though it were the silkiest silk in all of Silkquestria. “And how clean it is, and how wonderfully kept it is!”
“W-Well, my coat’s pretty clean too, ya’ know! And it’s really soft! It’s super soft! Foal soft!”
“But it’s not alpaca soft,” Rarity replied. “Therefore, it is not the best.”
Rainbow Dash opened her mouth to protest, but instead, she merely groaned and sulked away, muttering under her breath.
Rarity sighed theatrically. “Oh dear, some ponies just simply can’t handle the truth, can they?”
The alpaca looked towards where Rainbow Dash left and nodded. “Tell me about it.”
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Awesome! Thanks a ton!
Ah dang it I missed the prompt deadline. No Rarity giving Aria TLC for me. Oh well, at least I got to read these real good prompts and stories!
3726314 Cualquier cosa, acá ando, ¿eh?