Grrrrrrrrrrrrreetings everypony, and welcome back to Deconstruction is Magic, my Retrospective/Review/Analysis of every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic ever. I'm back from my break and recharged, ready to move from one of the best episodes of season 1, to one of the worst. It's time to tackle Green Isn't Your Colour! Without wasting any more time, let's get on with the analysis! I am the Mage of Mind, reminding you, as always, that even a

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Yeah. I tried my hardest to get the chapter done, but work hit me hard, I'm searching for a new apartment, I had to travel back to my home state to be the minister for my best friend's wedding, and one of my flights got delayed while traveling, so I spent 8 hours in O'Hare airport. Bottom line: the chapter isn't done yet. Though, for the record, I did get a little work done on my cell phone, but it is pretty hard to write well using just your thumbs.

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Heya readers! Fans of Sunset Shimmer is MAD at Everything might enjoy my latest offering. Once again, it's Sunset being inserted into an episode to play helper to a certain pony who almost destroyed the planet. If you enjoy Sunset's unique approach of helpfulness then I do suggest you check out A Newspaper Solves Everypony's Problem.

And as always, thanks for reading!

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Time a new shipment of marshmellowdrama.

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To be clear, I've been in the flow of life, and I'm still a season and a half behind. At this point, I'm somewhere between "this show changed my life" and "I'm really annoyed they keep jossing my headcanons".

That's not important.

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That is correct, y'all!

Chapter 14: in which Twilight and the Mouse King finally have their dinner date.

You all know things aren't going to go well. Or will it? Or won't it?

You'll just have to wait to find out!

Onto another year of requests and stories, and the great circle of gift giving for Jinglemas 2023, can’t wait to see what happens in the coming couple months!

My name is CyborgSamurai, and you will not remember me I’m the author of The Powers of Harmony. If you’re reading this, it means you’re a prospective new reader! Welcome!

I’m writing this little introduction because I knew that, due to this story being gone for so long, there’d be a fair amount of people who don’t know anything about this story. Granted, it’s been gone for quite a while, so I feel like some explanation is in order.

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I tell you what, at times, just finding the energy to type feels like more than I'm capable of. But damn it, I'm going to try.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

HO! HO! HO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY HELLO THERE...I'M OL' SAINT NICK...YOU MIGHT KNOW ME FROM THAT FAT FUCK FROM THE COCA-COLA BOTTLES EVERY YEAR! AND IF NOT...THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH!...

I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS ONLY 29 DAYS AWAY...BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL HAVE A SURPRISE EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT COMING THIS CHRISTMAS EVE!...

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...for the 100 episode of MLP? Cuz mine is. But, I'm guessing that by the time y'all read this, the episode will have aired. Oh well. See y'all tomorrow!

By the way, for those who won't be watching, I may do a review on it.

And no, it's not clickbait.

Wow! A post about Mykan that is not a critique of his series or a link to an mst or a response post! make a wish people.
No, I still don't like the guy (I blocked him) but one has to give credit where is due.

While he is known for hating giving characters complex personalities because they hold back the plot, he, perhaps unwillingly ,wrote an actual complex character.
Who is this complex character?

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Secret Moon's Self-Isolation Contest 2020
*WINNER*

TAway

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Slice of Life

A unicorn with an unwanted special magical talent isolates herself on a remote hillside, away from other ponies, for their sake and hers.

• Death
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

The Cloptimist · 8.2k words  ·  110  4 · 1.6k views

Well, I guess now I can officially put "Award-Winning Writer" on my business cards without getting in trouble with the trading standards people.

....Excuse me a moment.

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thanks for waiting, y'all.

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Rather than regale you with the tale of putting a junkyard engine in a Chrysler 200 (which went surprisingly well) or timing chains on an Acadia (which didn’t), I figured it was time to get back to electrical stuff, because that’s going to be a good time.

Source
Spoiler alert: it wasn’t

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Hi,
Tomorrow, I have my final checkup regarding the surgery. While the tumor is out, and I am in remission, this checkup is just going to tie up all of the loose ends.

In other news, I will be going on holiday to see my grandparents for Passover. I'll be gone (and offline) from 4/12 to 4/25.

To people who I was friends with on Discord who wanted to know where I went, I deleted the account for privacy concerns. Apparently Discord isn't the most secure platform...

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RIP, dude.

its tru

i is ded

rest in pepperoni

nobody cares

lel

my internet is down

so no horse words for meh

probably be back sometime this month

either that or i whore myself out

or get a patreon

same thing really

so byby for now bbys

also fuck mobile