TThe Resurrectionists

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Horror

Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?

• Sex
• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Death
• Profanity
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC

Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  20  4 · 547 views

I'm still pretty sick. Hope it makes sense!

Just went to urgent care. I probably have bronchitis. At least my sore throat and the pressure in my right ear are gone.

Anyway, I'm feeling a bit better, and I made some good edits to the newest Assassinverse chapter, which will be published soon if I'm lucky. And yes, new updates are coming soon, just bear with me.

Thanks for sticking with me, guys.

So yeah I kind of got sick... came out of nowhere which is what made it worse, will do my best on whatever time I can in order progress. Guess the birthday chapter is out of the question for now since I'm not too sure when it will pass, I really don't like letting things like this be an obstacle but its putting me out of commission for a bit. However I shall do what the logical thing or me to do is in this situation, Read and Read some more, I'm very happy to see that people do like what's

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Those of you that have been following me for a while will no doubt know that I'm a man of few words; at least, when I'm talking to you people directly. So I'll continue that trend and keep it short:

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I know you all expected some stories last week, and I provided them.
Sadly, not all of them.
I'm lying in bed since Friday and can't get rid of my damn headache and burning lungs.
Hope I will be back to writing some time this week, but I'm not making any promises.
In the meanwhile, I try to get the 311 stories of my "to read" down to a more... normal amount.

May Luna's moon guide your path through the week

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So, a bit more of a serious blog from me today after the couple few rapid fire shitpost ones I've been doing. And today's particular topic is a bit more of a personal one, considering I feel more comfortable confiding with strangers over the internet than that of my own friends or god forbid my family.

So, just to jump right into it, I went out a few nights ago with a few coworkers for some drinks.

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Insert obligatory Halo voiceover here.

So, who’s doing the betraying that I’m talking about? Well, if I’m honest, it’s me. And my body. Against one another.

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I am sick. Simple as that. I caught it from someone else, and now I can't talk and can't concentrate. Owwie...the world is spinning. I knew I should have seen a doctor when i first started having a sore throat. Now i can't speak! My throat is going to get sandpapered off, I swear...
Guhhh. Sorry for the inconvenience guys! I need to recover!

Hello all my lovely fans (and everypony else who is reading this. But then if you are not a fan, why would you be reading this?)

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Hey there everybody. First blog post I've ever done, but I'm here to let you know I've caught a cold.

Yep... unfortunately that is so. However... do not worry your little heads. I have another chapter at the ready for this weekend, so there won't be a pause in Twinkling Gem's progress. So no worries... I'll hopefully try to get better here soon. So, I'll see you all later.

Hi, y'all. I'm sick and sleep deprived. And how do I feel? Absolutely awful. These rather jerky body movements aren't helping none either. I'm just gunna drink some tea () and sleep for another four hours (). See y'all later.

Hey all.

Figure I give ya an update on where I been and such. Currently I am sick...again with a cold. but that shouldn't keep me back on my usual stuff where as me being a lazy guy will but other then that there may be some more TPS Presents content and expect to see Magma and Hollow's new child Hidden Heart a lot more. And another one may be on it's way to joining the family.

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Hello all! My birthday has now come and gone and I'm what many would call an 'old maid' now. *snorts* I sure 'feel' old too. Alas, if only we could all stay as lovely and beautiful as our favorite Princesses forever!
Anyway, progress is slow on the next chapter. Part of that being writers block (I know what I want to write and where to go with it, but when I sit down to write it just refuses to come. ) but another part of it is more health wise.

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Yep, woke up to a vomiting fit and stomach pain.

No school for me today.

And probably no updates either.

Sorry.

I was going to talk a bit about the story this week, specifically on its setting, but I'll be honest: I've been sick as a dog all week, and I'm just not feelin' it.

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TEXAS STATE FAIR SICK.

As in, you wake up, drive for a few hours, eat Fried Oreoes for breakfast, do all the -blam!-ing spinny rides, while speakers blare bad music into your face. You are then forced to do more spinny rides, aquire a migrane while you're at it, and then have to drive back home afterwards.

FUN, THEY SAID.

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So I contracted covid from my aunt. It's not severe at the moment with my worst symptoms being the cough and headache. I can take care of the headache. But the cough., well in any case I really want to get back into writing on here and now I have at least two weeks to do so.

Hope you are having a better day than me.

Jewel has been ill for a few days now and I have just caught what he had. Normally this would not be a problem but I am not normal. CFS means I'm basically sick all the time, and when I get true sick it is what the doctors refer to as "double sick" (that is the technical term). The upside is that the chronic pain generally disappears like magic when my immune system gets even more serious than normal, but the fatigue is worse and that really knocks me for a loop.

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I'll keep this short because my energy is low.

I have Covid, again.

This time, the symptoms are much worse and include some of the rarer ones.

I'm going to live, but I have to get through this first before I can do other htings. See you all on the flip side. Hopefully in a few days.