And seven years of me watching MLP semi-consistently. I am celebrating accordingly.

My Birthday is also in four days hehe.

Oh, hi there.

You may remember me as that guy that used to post stories and chapter updates.

No? Aww...

Well, I am still alive. Yes, it is true.

AND...

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Who just love love loves my profile pic? Pinkie is so super adorable in her Friendship Games outfit!!

It was sitting right there on the plate. Who stole my cookie?

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My college Brony friend is temporarily bunking with me, and we both got hit with a cold over the weekend. What made it more tolerable for me is switching over from Robitussin to Mucinex. The reason for the improved performance, all the extra chemicals shoved into one pill, is also why you need an ID to buy it over the counter.

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Controversial or not, Starlight's addition to the cast IS a good thing. Why? Well watch the video and find out!

https://youtu.be/2_WA5Fwz4mU

To kick off the spooky season, Empress Batty looks at the episode that gave us the concept of Nightmare Night. And also properly introduced us to Princess Luna.

https://youtu.be/36rkAhtYqUA

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Just letting people know that I have uploaded another fanfic reading. The story is "How to play with the ponies' by Opium4TmassS. if you take the time to watch, I hope you enjoy it ^_^ Thank you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWwCou70ZCY

Hello again,

Hey, I wanted you all to know that from now on, I plan to get more creative with my videos.

Here's the newest one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6lmsuJMLgg&list=PLhBi1VsNYJn_J0IQGr0HqyKxkc9Dp0LSW&index=2

I researched the 7 main characters of the first Mortal Kombat game while planning this out; that way, I could include plenty of translated Easter eggs, if you're a fan. And yes, all the clips are from before Season 7.

If you finished reading Secondhand Laughter, then you're probably wondering what's next? Or maybe you're not. Maybe you read it and you're about ready for me to stop writing.

Well, this blog post has something to make either of you happy.

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Hello dear viewer of this blog.

Happy 2 days after Nightmare Night. I hope you liked my Nightmare Night fic (if you didn't read, please go read and give a like / comment - let me know what you thought!)

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Hope you enjoy.

Back in July, I submitted a minific for Loganberry's Monthly Minific contest. It wasn't a big story, just a simple little tale about Pinkie Pie trolling Mud Briar on a social networking site. It got

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrreetings everypony, and welcome back to Deconstruction is Magic, my Retrospective/Review/Analysis of every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic ever. I'm back from my break and recharged, ready to move from one of the best episodes of season 1, to one of the worst. It's time to tackle Green Isn't Your Colour! Without wasting any more time, let's get on with the analysis! I am the Mage of Mind, reminding you, as always, that even a

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I spent too much time looking for that clip of Invader Zim saying "My business is done!" and couldn't find one of only him saying that, but you get the picture.

Anyway...

MY BUSINESS IS DONE!!

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>Okay, okay... I can do this. I know I can do this. Beside, Pinkie said it would help.

>I'm Limestone Pie, head of... well, former head of the Pie Rock Farm and Mine. I should be there right now, but I... I can't face them. Not like this...

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Grace was a little different from my last few stories. It was a self-Insert story about my suicidal thoughts being out of control and realizing I needed to consider their impact on my daily life. I was considering downing a gallon of bleach at the time I conceptualized the story. A commenter noted the aggressive tactics used to make me understand this more clearly. A common trope in some Movies and TV shows involves characters giving each other a good knock to the head to cool them off when

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Richard M. Nixon was the the 37th president of the United States. Before that he was Vice President under Dwight D. Eisenhower, a member of the house of representatives, a naval officer, lawyer and periodically during his life an author. He appeared on a few television shows including The Mickey Mouse Club, Laugh-In and various late night television comedy shows like Jack Paar or The Merv Griffin Show. When asked on (if I recall in 1968) one of said shows if he planned to announce that he

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