This attitude really pisses me off. And is the rest of all the shitty plastic fidget spinners flooding Youtube... ...Take for instance, the Vorso Flat Top. The is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents. This isn't some stupid fad for kids on Youtube to mess about with while playing Minecraft. There are plenty of bespoke spinners that go for >$300 or even approaching the thousands. Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch?

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If you actually release it this time, Sony... And if it's as good as it was supposed to be all those years ago...
All will be forgiven...

If you pull this back into development hell... I don't know what I will say... But I will say it... And it will probably horribly offend everybody who hears it.

Don't PM me asking when a story is going to update.

Don't leave comments on any of my stories asking when the story is going to update.

Don't post "witty and clever" comments on any of my stories declaring that story "dead" for not having updated in several months.

Don't e-mail me asking me when a story is going to update.

Don't ask me about story updates via Twitter.

Don't send up smoke signals asking when a story is going to update.

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Knighty wanted blue....

In all seriousness, I actually like it, for the most part, but it will definitely take some time to get used to it. Only thing that bugs me is the rounded avatars and how they affect the cropping of the original picture now

badly.

full story below the break:

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Hey, guys!

So, uh, yeah... Those of you here at Bronycon have probably seen the madness that was the vendor hall yesterday. I pretty much sold out of Into the Dark in about three hours. If you are here at Bronycon, I believe we are taking either back orders or doing a direct sale-to-mail. Come to the booth (513, I think? Its just around the corner from Ruirik's woodworking booth.) and talk to Aquaman for final confirmation on how it's all going down.

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Can somepony give me a bottle of bleach? I need to wash my eyes out because this is the most horrendous abomination of a reboot to have ever existed! Have the CN execs lost their fucking marbles?! Why the hell would they greenlit something shitty like this?!

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Hiya, lovely peeps.

Let me set the scene.

My mother, Ma, has three siblings. Relevant to today’s story are her two brothers. Her older brother, Uncle 1, and her younger brother, Uncle 2, live in the same building, on two different stories. Uncle 2 lives with their mother, Nani, downstairs, and Uncle 1 lives with his wife and daughter, Cousin, upstairs. The two stories are two separate households - legally, financially and family-wise.

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This is probably gonna piss off the die-hard Hasbro defenders, but I really don't care. It has to be said. Spike's finale design was UGLY as FUCK. He should've been the most human-looking character out of the entire cast. Instead Hasbro went the Sonic Boom route and made him a big dumb idiot. Even during the series he was usually the butt of the joke. It was actually really fucking sad considering Twilight was supposed to be the big sister/surrogate mother role. I'm not a good artist by any

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Yesterday, two people tragically died in an explosion in Bend, Oregon. They were firing their 1944 Buick Hellcat Tank Destroyer when one of the artillery rounds went off in the chamber and blew up the vehicle.

For reference, this is a tank destroyer:

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At last we can unveil our first riffing project under our new banner... and it's Chatoyance. It's a marvel we haven't covered her before, but she's so divisive and volatile a topic that we couldn't resist. Our inaugural riff of F/F/T3K15, of "Ten Minutes: Aftermath," can be found right here. Clench your butts, people, because a lot of 'em are getting hurt.

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I was bored one day and decided to watch four episodes of the Pokemon anime where this character appears:

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it's a Christmas miracle!
It's finally out of the feature box!
Y'all can read my good shit now!
We're saved!
🙏

Okay, so this was just brought to my attention from EQG director Ishi Rudell's Twitter feed.

And the comments on said image have everybody flipping out over two things: Starlight's appearance in the opening number of the MLP movie and the redesign of the throne room in the movie that was made part of the Season 8 backgrounds. How does this affect my personal timeline?

Answer: It doesn't.

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June 22nd, 2018 I reposted So Many Words Never Said. What a good excuse for a blog.

So.

It's been a year. Quite a thought year, actually.
I dropped out of University, which was the main reason my depression hit like a wave after two years. So. Fucking. Hard.
I had forgotten what it was like to have suicidal thoughts almost 24/7, really.

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Wow in the past year I went from feeling angsty to feeling so mushy that I can't stop grinning like an idiot and my heart swells up. Now those feelings are amplified. I guess it's the good version of PMS? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the past, I've lost all my impulse control right before my period, and I've drowned in my own tears. Now I want to cuddle, look at the sky, go on a picnic, listen to each other's heart beats, and stare into some lovely eyes. Dammit I'm so cheesy what kind of cheese

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THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 polar bears....with aids....terrible...terrible super aids...