• Member Since 6th May, 2016
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Spherical Narcissist

I regret nothing.

Spherical Narcissist Joined 6th May, 2016 · Offline

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  • 357 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 367 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 371 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 371 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 372 weeks
    (Ass)thetic

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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Oct
3rd
2016

I KILLED MY MUSTACHE · 12:42am Oct 3rd, 2016

THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I hope you guys have had a great weekend. Mine has been great!

Report Spherical Narcissist · 251 views · #Waxing #rip mustache #just kidding #I fucking hated my mustache #there are still a few stray hairs #but those will be easy to pluck #now that there are so few of them
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