You read the title right. I can keep this blog short. I was fully prepared for SAO to throw its worst at me with Caliber and somehow it surpassed even that. A goddamn recap episode. Summarizing the events of the last 14 episodes in just one. I didn't like it with SAO Alternative and I don't like it now. At least the former had funny commentary and bloopers, though it only came after 4 episodes. This one is just a bland summary by Sinon. So yeah, nothing new this week and nothing for me to add.

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My dad once told me a better way of making enchiladas after I spoke to him at home. I noticed he doesn't use Old El Paso kits, nor does he (or the other thing) season the meat while they're cooking. When I asked him what he uses, he said he uses wraps from the shop. So I tried it and what do you know, I liked it. Not used to how floury and soft they are compared to the tortillas you get in the packs, but not bad.

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... and it's going on day 4 in the box of shame.

Today at work I was being productive and busy, working on a Robinson 44, when a pilot just randomly walked into the hangar, and gave me some beer and whiskey shooters because "they had been on the plane for a bit too long" and left.

I'm at my dad's, just loaded up the wood burner because the furnace is still fucked.

Lets do this.

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So, before we get into the actual story, lets talk a little about how it came to be.

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We come to the penultimate episode, though Winter Wishday is perfectly timed for two weeks from now. Awfully considerate of Netflix. Now, let’s see just what mystery is ahoof.

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Districts:
District 1: Thorax and Pharynx
District 2: Apex and Ocellus
District 3: Ember and Smolder
District 4: Blue Fang and Brokenwing
District 5: Gallus and Gilda
District 6: Sandbar and Mitchell
District 7: Hero and Zenex
District 8: Stinger and Kydra
District 9: Mantis and Dagger
District 10: Hivehunter and Tempest Shadow

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- “Behind Him” is currently updating on a monthly basis. Hopefully this schedule will stay the same but if it changes, I’ll let you know

- “Bullies and Backstories” will most likely be adapted into a comic before it becomes a novel. Right now I don’t know how well it’ll translate into a book but I’m hopeful that a comic will do the series justice. If it does well, I’ll consider making the novel version here

- The Sweetie Bot story will come next but no plans have been made for it yet

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Ugh. I hope that pun is the worst thing about this episode. I also doubt we’ll see any vamponies. We’ll see as this chronicle begins…

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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When Toriel comes into your bedroom with the butterscotch pie and lays it on the floor...

She turned around after exiting the room and says to you, "Goodnight my child."

And THEN closes the door, screen fading to black.

If this wouldn't make the ending perfect what do YOU think would have made it so?

Only people who have played Undertale or spoiled the ending for themselves can answer this.

"You mean Pickleless is a girl?!"

Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby,

I've had a bad bit of luck as of late.

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Sometimes the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest. And I'll be honest, sticking to a writing schedule is hard. So imagine my surprise when I find the simplest way to do it that doesn't involve some complicated or convoluted plot to do it.

Step 1: Install Focus 45 extension on Chrome from store
Step 2: Put daily reminder on phone to write 300 words min a day.
Step 3: Use extension when writing. Essentially speed writing. Use as often as necessary.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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I've been laughing for months at this post, not for the reasons I should. The apple and the pear are no longer mere "friends," my good commenter.

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If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. You can be a fucking table, for all I care. I dedicate this to Silver Chord, but it goes for everyone.

This is a mention for anyone who uses patreon either as a creator or patron, they're introducing a fee change that could really hurt.

And the worst part is they're spinning it as a benefit to the creators.

Here and here are two people who can explain far more eloquently than I can but the gist of it is they're doing a massive cash grab under the guise of helping creators.

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...and didn't call her the next day.

I was going over my notes and previous chapters of AGOK to make sure I didn't miss anything. Whelp, it turns out I made a little error in the latest chapter: Porthos (and the Unexpected Lesson in Friendship). I have made a small change to fix it. In case you've already read the chapter, you can get a short explanation below.

Spoilers below. (duh)

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