A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.
Where-
Where are you all coming from?
Who said what?
My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-
So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.
April Fools~
Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.
Anyway, so ponies are cute.
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"You mean Pickleless is a girl?!"
Whew, that's a relief.
~ Chapter: 13
Canon
You're a turtle.
Heh. Pickleless.
Speaking of names… if your name is Pickleless, why the fuck a banana.
You confuse me. Just, everything about you confuses me.
4063064
I'm pretty sure that's the idea.
4063064 What else about me specifically confuses you?
Hah!
4063064 Pickleless, not Bananaless, modeled their life choices on bad gender bender mangas.
4063085 *gestures to… all of you*
4063585 Now I want to write a gender bender manga starring our favorite roadside turtle. I'll call it "Pickleness".
And somewhere in that manga, a frustratingly cheesy dad-narrator will say: "Seems like our erstwhile hero is in quite the pickle!"
P.S. Recommend me your gender-bender manga. If they're anything like bifauxnen manga, I will probably adore them.
4063908 do it. I dare you.
4064692 …but I can't art ._.
4063908 *Makes rude gestures.*
But seriously, I can't make vague explanations off that.
Here's a statue of me.
digicamreview.com/photos/gallery/albums/panasonic_lumix_lz3/P1010054.jpg
4064718 do it anyways.
4064735 I built that in your honor. Many orphan lives were lost. But none were missed.
4064735
[youtube=819dBOcHVTU]
ALSO YOU DIDN'S SAY WHAT GENDER BENDER MANGA YOUVE BEEN READING
HERE'S MY FAVORITE
HERE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE
4064974 OH MAN HANA KIMI, I READ THAT LIKE FOREVER AGO, GUESS WHO ALREADY PICKED MY FAVORITE LOSER, I LOVE HANI KIMI.
THIS ONE IS PRETTY ALRIGHT, LOTS OF CONTENT, SOLID B-.
THIS ONE IS LEEEEEEEWD, BUT I LOVE LOKI AND THE MASCULINE DUDE IS SUPER COOL.
THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY dead BEST FRIENDS AND I KINDA LIKE HOW EVERYONE ISN'T STUPID.
IT'S A ONE SHOT ABOUT A T-REX POSSESSING A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S BODY WHY HAVEN'T YOU READ THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE-
THIS ONE IS SUUUUUUUUPER LEEEEEEEEEWD BUT THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OH MY GOSH-
I still need to read Ouran High.
What?.........Wait.
Pickleless
less
gifoid.com/wp-content/uploads/my-head-is-so-stupid-gif.gif I'm a fucking idiot
4066735 *slow clap*
4066738 I'm going to have to read a quantum physics book to make up for the unfathomable stupidity that is my thought process.
Whew, that's a relief.
~ Chapter: 13
Canon
You're a turtle.
Heh. Pickleless.
Speaking of names… if your name is Pickleless, why the fuck a banana.
You confuse me. Just, everything about you confuses me.
4063064
I'm pretty sure that's the idea.
4063064
What else about me specifically confuses you?
Hah!
4063064 Pickleless, not Bananaless, modeled their life choices on bad gender bender mangas.
4063085 *gestures to… all of you*
4063585 Now I want to write a gender bender manga starring our favorite roadside turtle. I'll call it "Pickleness".
And somewhere in that manga, a frustratingly cheesy dad-narrator will say: "Seems like our erstwhile hero is in quite the pickle!"
P.S. Recommend me your gender-bender manga. If they're anything like bifauxnen manga, I will probably adore them.
4063908 do it. I dare you.
4064692 …but I can't art ._.
4063908
*Makes rude gestures.*
But seriously, I can't make vague explanations off that.
Here's a statue of me.
digicamreview.com/photos/gallery/albums/panasonic_lumix_lz3/P1010054.jpg
4064718 do it anyways.
4064735 I built that in your honor. Many orphan lives were lost. But none were missed.
4064735
[youtube=819dBOcHVTU]
ALSO YOU DIDN'S SAY WHAT GENDER BENDER MANGA YOUVE BEEN READING
HERE'S MY FAVORITE
HERE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE
4064974
OH MAN HANA KIMI, I READ THAT LIKE FOREVER AGO, GUESS WHO ALREADY PICKED MY FAVORITE LOSER, I LOVE HANI KIMI.
THIS ONE IS PRETTY ALRIGHT, LOTS OF CONTENT, SOLID B-.
THIS ONE IS LEEEEEEEWD, BUT I LOVE LOKI AND THE MASCULINE DUDE IS SUPER COOL.
THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY dead BEST FRIENDS AND I KINDA LIKE HOW EVERYONE ISN'T STUPID.
IT'S A ONE SHOT ABOUT A T-REX POSSESSING A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S BODY WHY HAVEN'T YOU READ THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE-
THIS ONE IS SUUUUUUUUPER LEEEEEEEEEWD BUT THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OH MY GOSH-
I still need to read Ouran High.
4063064
What?.........Wait.
gifoid.com/wp-content/uploads/my-head-is-so-stupid-gif.gif
I'm a fucking idiot
4066735 *slow clap*
4066738 I'm going to have to read a quantum physics book to make up for the unfathomable stupidity that is my thought process.