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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jul
2nd
2016

Or is s/he? · 1:05pm Jul 2nd, 2016

"You mean Pickleless is a girl?!"

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Whew, that's a relief.

~ Chapter: 13

You're a turtle.

Heh. Pickleless.

Speaking of names… if your name is Pickleless, why the fuck a banana.

You confuse me. Just, everything about you confuses me.

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You confuse me. Just, everything about you confuses me.

I'm pretty sure that's the idea.

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What else about me specifically confuses you?

4063064 Pickleless, not Bananaless, modeled their life choices on bad gender bender mangas.

4063085 *gestures to… all of you*

4063585 Now I want to write a gender bender manga starring our favorite roadside turtle. I'll call it "Pickleness".

And somewhere in that manga, a frustratingly cheesy dad-narrator will say: "Seems like our erstwhile hero is in quite the pickle!"

P.S. Recommend me your gender-bender manga. If they're anything like bifauxnen manga, I will probably adore them.

4064692 …but I can't art ._.

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*Makes rude gestures.*

But seriously, I can't make vague explanations off that.

Here's a statue of me.

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4064735 I built that in your honor. Many orphan lives were lost. But none were missed.

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ALSO YOU DIDN'S SAY WHAT GENDER BENDER MANGA YOUVE BEEN READING

HERE'S MY FAVORITE

HERE'S MY SECOND FAVORITE

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OH MAN HANA KIMI, I READ THAT LIKE FOREVER AGO, GUESS WHO ALREADY PICKED MY FAVORITE LOSER, I LOVE HANI KIMI.

THIS ONE IS PRETTY ALRIGHT, LOTS OF CONTENT, SOLID B-.

THIS ONE IS LEEEEEEEWD, BUT I LOVE LOKI AND THE MASCULINE DUDE IS SUPER COOL.

THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY dead BEST FRIENDS AND I KINDA LIKE HOW EVERYONE ISN'T STUPID.

IT'S A ONE SHOT ABOUT A T-REX POSSESSING A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S BODY WHY HAVEN'T YOU READ THIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE-

THIS ONE IS SUUUUUUUUPER LEEEEEEEEEWD BUT THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OH MY GOSH-

I still need to read Ouran High.

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Heh. Pickleless.

What?.........Wait.

Pickleless

less

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I'm a fucking idiot

4066738 I'm going to have to read a quantum physics book to make up for the unfathomable stupidity that is my thought process.

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