I didn't mention this in the last post, but I'm also idly working on a sequel to my controversial short story Back to Normal. It's not front-burner, but it's one of those things that could jump forwards unexpectedly.

Is that what that is...

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... by art wizard Nadnerb. It's even a sneak preview of part of the Songs of the Sisters dustcover!

I think he did a fantastic job of capturing my good side. It's nearly at that perfect angle where it doesn't matter that I was having a bad eye day. I'm sure nopony will notice at icon size.

Time for the annual ritual of removing the Santa paraphernalia.

EDIT: NOBODY SAW ANYTHING
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

(New icon by @MousBones.)

Alright, so today I have two stories, they are:

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yay!

Me: I think I should write this next chapter in Olde English cause Luna
My Editors: No that's a Terrible Idea

Normal Human Being Speaking To A Woke

NH: No! Stop drinking that Kool-Aid!

A Few Moments Later

NH: NO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!

That moment you should be asleep but you've been up late and you have to wake up in two hours but don't know whether to sleep and risk oversleeping or stay up and risk passing out later in the day...

Whelp, time to roll a d20 to decide my fate.

1-10 = Stay up
11-20 = Sleep

Rolls

...Nat 20... whelp!

Passes out.

❌Be Gay, Do Crimes❌
👉Be Straight, Do Stochastic Terrorism👈

It literally just means 'normal'.

In fact, there's no need for 'cis', since we already have many terms to sum the concept up nicely:
Normal
Genuine
Natural
Biological
Healthy
Standard
Norm
Default
Regular
Intended
Real
Actual

Those words can simply be place before terms like:
Gender
Sex
Man
Woman
Male
Female
Person
People
Body

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Christian Nationalism

That doesn't sound all that bad or bad at all. Maybe if you're not a Christian, then you'd have a problem with it, but in the end, that's your problem. There are many types of nationalism and Christian nationalism is one of the more beneficial one, especially for the western world, western culture and civilization.

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I love being normal, I mean transphobic.
Math is also transpho-
Oh wait, I forgot, math is racist.

The Latinx Movement is dripping with "American" stupidity.

Black people can't do simple math? - Must be that math is systematically racist.
White people can't understand simple Spanish grammar? - Must be that Spanish is transphobic.

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Antifa: Origins

Yep, there's gonna be a Borderlands Movie.

I don't know if I've let you all know this, but I love Borderlands, I'm not going to discount this just because there hasn't been an amazing history of game movies but I am taking it with a grain of salt.

I know some people will be asking why it's just a grain, well Borderlands has proven themselves in the past.

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My recent story, As Long as You Both Shall Live, is currently topping the Feature Box. Swag.

Lots of Fimfiction readers believe they (the readers) deserve to live forever. Who knew?

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Hey there everyone. Don't mind me, I'm just dropping a little question here for no particular reason. Don't be suspicious, don't read into it.

But if you could answer, I might appreciate it for... reasons...

That being: what are some fun ships you enjoy? They can be crack, or OTP, or anything. Just... list a few you like.

Why? Reasons... Just reasons.

Have a tiny excerpt:

Nightmare Moon stood in the crossroads, regal and horrific in equal measure.  Wings draped around the mare like a cloak, the long primary feathers fading to nothing before touching the dirt that embraced Chrysalis.  Hooves armored in cobalt plating hovered just off the soil, not so much as a shadow of the Mare in the Moon even touched the ground, but her gaze weighed heavily on Chrysalis.

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