Started like this;

Then getting ready like this;

Was at work like this;

Then this happened;

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Normal Human Being Speaking To A Woke

NH: No! Stop drinking that Kool-Aid!

A Few Moments Later

NH: NO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR HAIR!!

>specifically Coup
>live in South Carolina
>has product tracking
>starts off at some carrier facility in Florida yesterday
>okay well enough
>check today
>is in a carrier facility in North Carolina
How the fuck does that make any logical sense?
To have to send something completely passing the address where it is going to, to send it to that address.

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Communism Role Play

*Grabs little sister by the waist*
Bro: I've finally seized the means of reproduction!

~Three Months Later~

Bro: ...okay. But are you sure?
Sis: After three whole months, I'm pretty sure that I'm sure.
Bro: Communism sucks...
Sis: Yup...

Yesterday, that is.

I think I used up the last of my luck for the year.

Can you believe I bought this not knowing that she's so ridiculously overpriced? Heck, I was worried I paid too much! She was going to be a potential Christmas present for my sister, but after learning how much people are selling this thing for?

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