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Dec
27th
2018

Holiday's over · 2:56am Dec 27th, 2018

Time for the annual ritual of removing the Santa paraphernalia.

EDIT: NOBODY SAW ANYTHING
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

(New icon by @MousBones.)

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Comments ( 20 )

:pinkiegasp: CHANGELING!!! CHANGELING ALERT!! DEPLOY FRIENDSHIP AND/OR RAID!! :pinkiegasp:

:derpytongue2:

You, uh, need a moment in the changeling room, horizon?

Sorry, changing. I meant changing.

4986582
:ajbemused: You know, there's a point at which the old "Horizon's a changeling!" running gag crosses over from teasing into simply mean-spirited. I mean, I've got my non-changeling ID card and everything. And besides, no infiltrator is perfect. SURELY, if I WERE some sort of parasitic love-eating insect, I'd have slipped up and accidentally revealed myself before now.

4986584
Nah, I'm good. All I had to do was end the hat disguise spell. Why?

4986614

You have something betwixt your teeth. Might want to look in a mirror.

Excuse me, what? :duck:

RBDash47
Site Blogger

It's a good look for you. I'm glad you finally felt you could come out of the closet. Out of the carapace? Whatever.

4986614
Looks like that Flyer's License is expired. Might want to consult Underqueen Bon Bon the proper Cloudsdale authorities about getting a current license.

I think you might’ve yanked too hard on that Santa hat :pinkiegasp:

It's good to see you finally embracing your inner changeling. Well, outer changeling, now. :yay:

Could be worse.

You could deal with the retail aftermath: a fuckton of clearance and 18 pallets of salvage and defects.

~Skeeter The Lurker

It's traditional to keep the glittery distractions up until Epiphany. Which would seem fitting, imo.

Did you do something with your mane? I like it.

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IF I COULD HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION

If I could just get you to glance at this for a second:
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Thanks! That definitely was not embarrassing or anything. By which I mean ... uh ... having way too much to drink last night, and losing my memories of any and all events. Which happened to me so hard that it apparently leaked out and got the rest of you too. Oops! :twilightblush:

To any of you with incriminating evidence, ping me privately. Let's make a deal. I've got a fresh batch of imported candied saudade.

4986780
I don't have any evidence of anything, but I can make some up.

4986614
I... I feel I must've had a point with that outburst, but now... suddenly... it's like it's just gone.

Please accept my apologies... this isn't like me at all...

Oh, and that's a lovely stone. What did you call it again? :derpytongue2:

4986780

Uh huh.

WE SAW IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

(It looked good, you shoulda kept it, damnit)

~Skeeter The Lurker

4986780 If you have access to The Macallan or a decent IPA, we can cut a deal. :pinkiehappy:

4986782
Wait, what stone? Were we doing something with a stone just now? Oh, wait, you probably mean thi--
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Your fashion opinions have been noted. :raritywink:

4986683
Good thoughts, man. Retail is the worst to begin with. Around the holidays it's like some special level of employment hell. :(

4986629
Upvoted for Underqueen Bon Bon. (And speaking of which, hoping to have some story news to announce around New Year's ...)

4986782
Wait, what stone? Were we doing something with a stone just now? Oh, wait, you probably mean --

... hey, wait a minute. :ajbemused:

Since it's MLP, don't you mean mareaphernalia?

Keeping my hat on til the Feast of Epiphany as is traditional!

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