Too sexy for a shirt · 1:54pm Sep 22nd, 2015
Videoed while I was on holiday in Florida
Videoed while I was on holiday in Florida
My wife and I used to live rent-free in an old trailer at the back of my mother's property, and now that we've moved out, mom uses it as a bit of a storage building, but mostly just tries to keep it from rotting and collapsing. And lately, there's been no power in it. The electric company said the problem was on our end, but mom didn't know what to look for in the fuse box, so she called me. I checked it out, and all the fuses were intact, so I went outside and discovered there was a main
Journeyman
Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box
Pizor
Lol its 4am you shmuck
Journeyman
Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta
It's ~back!~
First off, I gotta give a big thanks to MSPiper for pre-reading this a long time ago . . . seriously, the editing notes are from back in November 2020. I'd like to say I have a good excuse.
I've been out and about all day, so now was the first chance I had to watch the pre-hiatus finale. I usually don't do post-watch blogs and I wasn't planning on writing one for this episode. That plan's shot to hell now, but for consistency's sake I'll be brief.
This show finally became the badass, character-driven, legitimately dramatic drama that we've all been claiming it was for years. I could not be more stoked that it did.
Bring on the hiatus. I'll stick around.
Here's the new baby I've been talking about. Well, I say 'baby', but what I really mean is 'heavy hunka wood'. Only got it the other day, so I've been sat having a go with it. Fingers hurt like hell, as I'm not used to the fat strings of a bass, me being a guitarist, but it sounds really great, save for a little fret buzz, but that's all good. I like a rough sound. Dare I say it; I found it quite fun to play, like when I first learned to play the guitar.
I promised a second blog with more pictures, and this time you're not gonna have to wait a month or two to get it!
There'll even be a video which isn't exciting but it does have pretty flashing lights.
Is this thing still on?
Boy howdy, it's been almost 4 years since I logged into this account. College and everything got in the way. A lot of dust has collected on my stories, too.
But, because I am legit older and more experienced with writing since the last time I touched anything here, I'm gonna do some massive editing to Siblings and hopefully finish the darn thing.
Nobody deserves things. Nobody at all.
Let me back this up. I've been seeing on the internet recently some spirited discussion about whether certain redemption moments -- and "redemption" moments -- in a recent popular television series were "deserved." I also had this argument with someone on a fanfic, whether a character "deserved" to be forgiven for their horrible trespasses.
Let me elucidate a point of personal philosophy.
[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.
Hey. Hey guys. Guess what.
We’re doing another Sombra’s Clipshow! There originally wasn’t going to be a second, but while I was going through editing SotS, two chapters in arc 7 needed to be consolidated into one because… the amount of exposition within them was really, really bad. So that left a hole in the plan. So I figured why not run another Sombra’s Clipshow? The last one went so well, let’s do it again! Except better!
So, Chapter One of Pound and Pumpkin Save Sugarcube Corner is gonna go live tomorrow. I've been working on it constantly over the past week, and at time of writing, it's almost done, with only a couple more paragraphs to go. Hopefully, it's good - I've got some neat little shenanigans lined up for the twins to get into.
Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?
Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho
Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.
Ho, and well met!
Journeyman on the mic, and I'm here to tell you all I have a lot of content coming your way this Easter! Let's just get right into it.
Celestia's Curse
Okay, kids, got a special one for y’all today! It’s gonna be a choose-your-own adventure style blog post, where you get to diagnose the vehicle along with the mechanic! Won’t that be fun?
So without any further ado, let’s dive in!
Alright, kids, grab your favorite beverage and settle in while the Admiral tells you about the best kind* of diagnosis to do!
We’re talking about the diagnosis after a repair is made. An expensive repair.
And they’re both Fords.
I made a response to this thread about assigning each of the HuMane 7 a traditional element (fire, water, earth, blah blah blah). I like adding grounded logic and scientific concepts to explain esoteric phenomena. I see a lot of uninspired or poorly thought-out story concepts so, rather than just complain, here’s an idea I’m sharing for anyone to use, if you like. I’m not pretending
My sister entered the room without knocking, and caught me reading the Kama-Sutra out loud to my hand-carved, fuck-ugly wooden Beethoven bust.
The fuck-ugly bust in question
I was at the part where the book explains how to get rid of a lover you don’t want anymore.