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Journeyman


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Dec
24th
2016

Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo · 9:30am Dec 24th, 2016

Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta
You're not actually supposed ot be here

Pizor

Do I need to sacrifice yon waifu?!

Journeyman

Bitch, I made a story about your waify. Don't make me delete it

Pizor

here have some of the good stuff
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b6f7fa7c593a534e68c367125b365b85/tumblr_ohfnxzlsvQ1t0kabgo1_1280.png

Journeyman

Inject it into my veins.
I suppose I could do that Rarity x Sweetie Belle transexual crap I talked about last year in that chitty clop I made with Twilight.
It's much too late to swear right
Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo

Pizor

2017 the year of clop or die clopping
XD

Journeyman

You know what?
Let's fucking do it.
Another shitty clop at the absolute last minute
The final hour, five minutes til midnight

Pizor

rofl in your time zone

Journeyman

Scrub, you're only one ahead of me.
I got it
Luna's in full getup
For Tia
In a skanky costume or some shit like that

Pizor

futa tia?

Journeyman

You know what? Sure.

Pizor

fuck it

Journeyman

Let's dump some more crapin it.

Pizor

what else we got at the bottom of the barrel?

Journeyman

Make one of them pregnant?

Pizor

before or after?

Journeyman

Shit, let's do both. One for each

Pizor

alright so we got dick girls, pregnancy, incest, costume play....
it needs something else

Journeyman

Something to tie the room together?

Pizor

bondage is to simple

Journeyman

And I already got one coming out later today.

Pizor

lets really capitalize on the holiday depression

Journeyman

What do you have in mind?

Pizor

like one of the sister is waaaay to drunk
drunk and pregnant?
is that a fetish idk

Journeyman

I was thinking sticking candy canes in naughty places.

Pizor

hmm that could work
how christmas can this go?
like we talking stuck in a chimney levels of bullshit? eggnog and light cords everywhere?

Journeyman

Like National Lampoon Christmas level.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
This is going to be awful.
I'ma gonna fackin do it

Pizor

front page or bust!
you gonna need a really cheesy quasi moral lesson at the end to wrap it up
some bullshit about the true meaning of christmas being inside all of us or idk

Journeyman

If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.

Comments ( 6 )

This is going to be such a dumpster fire.

Gods, I want to read that!

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Because Princest is Wincest!

...*biting tongue and holding breath to keep from laughing hard enough to wake light sleeper mom at middle of night*

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