Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo · 9:30am Dec 24th, 2016
Journeyman
Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box
Pizor
Lol its 4am you shmuck
Journeyman
Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta
You're not actually supposed ot be here
Pizor
Do I need to sacrifice yon waifu?!
Journeyman
Bitch, I made a story about your waify. Don't make me delete it
Pizor
here have some of the good stuff
http://68.media.tumblr.com/b6f7fa7c593a534e68c367125b365b85/tumblr_ohfnxzlsvQ1t0kabgo1_1280.png
Journeyman
Inject it into my veins.
I suppose I could do that Rarity x Sweetie Belle transexual crap I talked about last year in that chitty clop I made with Twilight.
It's much too late to swear right
Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo
Pizor
2017 the year of clop or die clopping
XD
Journeyman
You know what?
Let's fucking do it.
Another shitty clop at the absolute last minute
The final hour, five minutes til midnight
Pizor
rofl in your time zone
Journeyman
Scrub, you're only one ahead of me.
I got it
Luna's in full getup
For Tia
In a skanky costume or some shit like that
Pizor
futa tia?
Journeyman
You know what? Sure.
Pizor
fuck it
Journeyman
Let's dump some more crapin it.
Pizor
what else we got at the bottom of the barrel?
Journeyman
Make one of them pregnant?
Pizor
before or after?
Journeyman
Shit, let's do both. One for each
Pizor
alright so we got dick girls, pregnancy, incest, costume play....
it needs something else
Journeyman
Something to tie the room together?
Pizor
bondage is to simple
Journeyman
And I already got one coming out later today.
Pizor
lets really capitalize on the holiday depression
Journeyman
What do you have in mind?
Pizor
like one of the sister is waaaay to drunk
drunk and pregnant?
is that a fetish idk
Journeyman
I was thinking sticking candy canes in naughty places.
Pizor
hmm that could work
how christmas can this go?
like we talking stuck in a chimney levels of bullshit? eggnog and light cords everywhere?
Journeyman
Like National Lampoon Christmas level.
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
This is going to be awful.
I'ma gonna fackin do it
Pizor
front page or bust!
you gonna need a really cheesy quasi moral lesson at the end to wrap it up
some bullshit about the true meaning of christmas being inside all of us or idk
Journeyman
If you can't keep it in the pants, keep it in the family.
This is going to be such a dumpster fire.
Gods, I want to read that!
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whygodwhy
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Because Princest is Wincest!
I laughed so hard
...*biting tongue and holding breath to keep from laughing hard enough to wake light sleeper mom at middle of night*