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UniqueSKD


Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

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Sep
22nd
2015

Too sexy for a shirt · 1:54pm Sep 22nd, 2015

Videoed while I was on holiday in Florida

Comments ( 25 )

3411744 What haven't I done lol

UNIQUE DO I NEED TO TELL TWIDASH

3411761 This is actually my back-up in case I don't get on that date with her, NMM. I have not intention of abandoning Twidash unless with absolute good reason. Like if she was really a he, or if she trolled me. Then I'll have this video ready for attracting a new love interest, and a case of petrol and firelighters and a map to Twidash's house to 'deal' with our problems.

And I REALLY do have a case of petrol and matches for real! You know, for those moments when somebody pisses me off, or if I ever decide to go Full Psycho. Hasn't happened yet, but you never know...

Anyway, enough about sexy ol' me, how are you faring this evening, my lovely Follower? Are you and your loved ones well and healthy? And I see you still have that avatar I made for you. I'll have to try and make you a fresh one at some stage. Perhaps when I get my first batch of posters made I'll get right on to that, miss.

3411781

I know, but don't think she didn't notice how you put that video out for all your lady followers, or how your Youtube banner has a few select mares on it..... *hehe* :P #ImayormaynothavetoldheraboutyourYoutubebanner

Very sexy indeed. The ladies will be swooning over you.

3411784 That banner was made to annoy the people who are on it. Because Mandopony sucks dong. I mean, because...AH WUV MAH WAIFU TWIDASHIE! Y SHE NO MEET ME YET!?!

3411819 You're not allowed to watch this, I don't want your boyfriend to think you're picking somebody else over him. Go to him now, Baroque. Embrace him and treat him as you would want him to treat you.

You may pretend his body is my body if you must, but leave the head and face be. I still need those.

3411824

Don't worry, she'll meet you soon.

3411848 God help her if she turns out to be a he. But I believe she's telling the truth. She's kept up her story for almost two years now. A real pedophile or internet troll would have given up by now or made their sick move already. Not that a pedophile is going to put me down on the floor that easily. They have to buy me dinner first and be wearing a LOT of armor, because I've been sharpening my homemade scythe and IT IS A BEAST! YES!

It gets really hard sometimes not to take for a, shall we say, 'bloody test drive'. Hee hee hee! Sometimes I wish I were a soldier - I'd have a great excuse to use it then. Sadly though, they make you shave your hair and I like my hair. Keeps my dome warm. (purrs)

Anyways, I assume all is well on your end so I won't pester you over how things are. In fact I kinda should sop being so sociable like that cause this one guy on YouTube accused me of being a pedophile for asking what planet he was on - it's a long story.

Also I hope I will meet her. She sounds so nice and sweet when I talk to her. I've seen a photo of her, or so I'm allowing myself to believe, but I think an actual meeting with her will show me how lovely she really is.

3411953 Well, am I not entitled to feel something? Do I not deserve to bleed when the flesh is cut? Do I not deserve to feel my heart pine for affection, or experience the beauty of passion and compassion with someone I'd be willing to protect?

Do I not deserve the right to find and have my own waifu?

3412002 I exceeded well in poetry back in school.

"If I wanted to ask you something, but struggled to do,
Would you still listen to me anyway?
Will you still give me the time of day?
Would you take me seriously if I said I liked you?"

That was part of a valentine's Day poem I did once when I was young. I remember it well because I wrote it and sang it out loud in front of my teacher.

I still don't regret it.

She was 32, Kiefer. You were 10. You're now 25. She'll be 64 now, like the Nintendo console.

Unique! You came back!

never left, my friend. I've always been here with you

In my heart?

No, in your head. I'm the other personality dwelling in there, remember?

3412036

OMIGOSH

I love hearing romance

Who was it to?

3412043 I just said. I wrote that at the age of ten to my teacher because at that sort of age you get kinda messed up with your infatuations and stuff don't you?

And I was a little less mature back then than I am these days so I - and this is the truth - I named the poem "Dear Big-booby Lady"

The worst part was I didn't spell it right at the time so...yeah

Glad to see nothing has changed here. Carry on, my good man. :coolphoto:

3411831 Oh don't be so dramatic. :P

3412252 Sorry, I dozed off. Pretty late over here.

Ahem...in response to your comment...

I will.

Didn't you post this a while back?

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