Okay, so for my mom's birthday present I got her Lynyrd Skynyrd's Endangered Species album, which I highly recommend if you want to see a different, and completely unplugged run through of some of their most well known songs (No Free Bird, oddly enough) and a few covers of other people's works. Anyways, listening to their cover of T.G. Shepperd's Devil in the Bottle inspired me to make this video in promotion for my upcoming story, Poison Whiskey. Before I give you the final synopsis, here's

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Given that MLP got into the spirit of things this week, I figured I had to make a post as well.

Namely, making sure that everyone remembers the rules about trading Halloween candy, which are totally legit:

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Howdy howdy~

First off, before you ask, the April Fools Chapter is canon this time... just cuz

Secondly, here's what April's chapter release schedule looks like for The Poisoned Barb's Tale:

Sadly I'm here to report that the next arc needs just a smidgen more time in the oven. Due to this fact, we will NOT be doing weekly updates like we did back in December and February...

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I've got my mind on Fractures still, and I figured that I'd might as well ask yall what you'd prefer. The basic idea I've got going is, much like Fractures itself, effectively an isekai-style story, where the characters are unexpectedly flung into equestrian (or some alternate plane of existence) that's wholly foreign to their own. Meanwhile, their very transportation to this other world sets off a chain-reaction of destabilization that eventually threatens to destroy all of both

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It should be approved shortly. It's a separate story that goes by the name of "DJ's Lemons.

Luna scene at the end of act 6 part 3 to come eventually.

Y'all asked and I gave it a shot so tell me what you think.

What will happen to Joseph with the Poison Joke? I believe that Poison Joke gives humans alternate personalities that stick with them even after the cure so I have made a poll with two choices. The next chapter and possibly whatever happens further along in the story will be made to accomodate whatever choice of alternate personality you want Joseph to have. I'll check on the poll sometime during the week.

Link: http://strawpoll.me/6456222

I thought I would let you all know that the next update will probably be rather late. It's not because of a lack of motivation, that's there. It's not because of a lack of material to work with. Badninja made sure I had plenty to finish off the poison joke Arc with. It's not even becaus eI lack the time. I have that.

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Help me decide! I'll leave you guys to vote which I should do!

1: Lord of The Elements (Element origins) [Short story explaining the elements' histories]

OR

2: Ending Rarity [Pinkie has a conflict with her friends over who poisoned Rarity's cupcake]

Yeah, it's Christmas. It's been a good day. I released an episode for y'all. Hope the holidays are going well for you!

I've got a fair few stories I've begun but never submitted. Of the ones on that list, only one is a sequel to an older story, and another one is the drafting stage for FMP. Many of these were written during lazy periods in the day, and a couple are parodies of more popular stories (big surprise which ones those are).

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Okay, so I need to do an update about the MLD book, but for now here's a thing I totally forgot about.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/equestrian-stories-a-short-work-anthology#/

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Howdy howd~

Derply here, stopping by to give a quick status update on the next chapter of The Poisoned Barb's Tale.

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If you read the news, you read stories about oaf-rocked adults (ruined by being mollycoddled as children). I shall give the example of Evergreen State:

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Geschwisterliebe Macht Schwanger
(Sibling Love Shall Make You Pregnant)

So... basically, a song that seems to sum up the internal emotional and mental struggle between the desire to love her and the part that says look but don't touch.

A song which could be a summary of the nightly visits between two young lovers.

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Swastika Raid - Eliminate Leftist Infestations With A Handy Can Of Spray.

So, just watching videos on YouTube and I noticed a few leftist losers complaining about swastikas in old footage from a game, you know the kind of freaks that have infested this fandom and websites like Twitter, derpibooru and even this site to some degree. In fact, I'm sure some of you are those very same leftist trash yourselves, but anyways...

So, I had an idea.

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Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!

Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!

( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)

You kicked ASS on the last one. And I'm surprised by how many of you stuck it out even through Felix Dawn and Mykan. I know I say it a lot, but you guys are fucking TROOPERS when you wanna be.

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And those of you who've been reading since before I joined this outfit know exactly who "he" is.

First of all, we wrapped up "Moonlight." Congrats on persevering there.

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