Posted the 1st chapter of my next MLP mother story. This one is going in a different direction than the previous entries and that basically has to do with our protagonists. Windy, Evershy, Stellar and Cloudy are all at points in their life where their views about relationships, love and sex are drastically changing so the stories did entail a lot of their sexual exploits. But these two happily married mares are facing a much different dilemma. I trying to take a bit of a turn back into horror

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I rewrote the entire chapter, from the ground up. I gave it absolutely everything I had to give. Please enjoy. I can't delete a story and republish it, so I unpublished and resubmitted. sadly the dislikes will be stuck there, but I want you to know I gave it my all. Just as I promised.

<3

...a full-size tumblr reblog graph of a 25k+ reblog post. right at the limits of what can be rendered before lag makes it practically impossible to keep using the site.
full-res image here: https://i.ibb.co/7vN604Y/butter-reblog-chart.png

kinda looks like a view of the cosmos imo

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Was pretty excited. My internet cut off for about 10 minutes during the middle.

Overall, I thought it was "Okay, but not great." I was a bit turned off that at the end the magic just seemed to do what was convenient for the plot.

This was the first EQD movie that I watched from beginning to end (Still only seen clips and learned about the other two from hear-say). For the most part, meh. I don't think I'd ever watch this again. I'd still check out the next one if they made it.

I don't feel like checking my feed, PMs, or notifications...

So, I'll just write some random shit all day and see what i come up with.

(Who Ate The Bananas got updated... to fit in with Peanut Butter)

read it, i double dare you

from a line in TCC56's (sadly) unpublished masterpiece: Yojimbo-Anjou

Hello everyone and welcome to the first (as far as I'm aware) Cyberpunk Equestria Story Contest. 

I started this contest with the desire to bring life to the Cyberpunk Equestria group as well as encouraging the creation of more cyberpunk stories here on FiMFiction. 

Now onto the rules.

Rules

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Ello loves! I don't often write these, as I'm fairly certain people don't read them, but I can't give every update at the end of a bonus chapter, I'm too lazy!

Right, first order of business: A Pony Displaced: Another Path. The sequel is happening, since I've had a few people ask about it. With that said, it may be a bit before it actually comes to fimfic.

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Felicia Day, who provided the voice of Pear Butter, also provided the voice of Betty Grof from Adventure Time.

Additionally, Weird Al Yankovic, the voice of Cheese Sandwich, is also the voice of Banana Man from the same show.

This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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The Twiluna contest from back in March, to be specific. I've sent my reviews and ranking to the group admin that'll be posting the news for the winner. So keep an eye out about that.

Spoilers ahead.

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Howdy, folks! No Adorable Applejack today. It'd be a bit redundant...

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Nearing the final few pictures left to illustrate for Beginning, I figured I had only big ones to show left. Here's one that pulls at the heartstrings. Chrys' remorse. When she accidentally blasts the Diamond Dogs unconscious thinking she seriously harmed them (but didn't).

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Season Seven will likely be remembered for its finale, and how it tied together storylines spanning many seasons, (not to mention its tie-in to the comic books).  It also had some pretty phenomenal landmark episodes like A Perfect Pear, and Royal Problems - beautiful stories that tackled subjects we have all been waiting to see explored for a very, very long time.

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https://youtu.be/TDNBJDCDW-k

An attempt at a Granny Smith impression...... I'm sorry.

-A. Ivey, Jr. - L. Sanders - D. Rasheed - S. Wonder - A. Yankovic-
(Inspired by ''GANGSTA'S PARADISE'', from Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer's
''DANGEROUS MINDS'', a Hollywood Pictures release through Buena Vista International)
(Contains lyrics to Theme from Gilligan's Island, -S. Schwartz-)
(Taken From the Scotti Bros. Lp ''BAD HAIR DAY'' 72392 75500 2/4)

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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Is this scheduling nonsense giving anypony else a splitting headache?

https://youtu.be/GQfpPt0cQgk

It’s time for their mothers to takeover as teachers.

dsp2003, the creator of this comic, is a genius. To those who aren't getting the connection, allow me to give a clear explanation. Steven Universe has healing tears that can bring anyone back to life, human or animal, but the following side effects are:

1. Pink hair and complexion
2. Immortality
3. Magical abilities
4. Hair can be used as a storage pocket

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