So it's my B-day today, I'm officially another year older. And before you ask, just as I mentioned in the last blog, I'd currently prefer to keep my age private.

Anyway, so I have no idea how to celebrate, but thank you for all of the lovely birthday wishes! It is very much appreciated, you wonderful people you.

My wish is that you all have a wonderful day today, (some Jse merch would be nice too,) and I once again thank you.

And now to play this awesome remix on repeat.

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You take a deep breath. You can feel the weight of the cave walls closing in on you, almost fighting to stop your breath. Darkness lies ahead, pierced by the light of your lantern and the flash of the blade you were given by the wood cutter. Yet, you have this task, and before you find someone else it might already be too late. You press on against the shadows.

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So, I know there's only one chapter up, but Maternal is going on hiatus until further notice...
HAHAH, NO

I'm gonna finish my one posted fic in a timely manner if it kills me! But I did want to make this blog for the people following me/the story who are ready and raring for mega-preggers Celestia.

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This was a pretty sweet episode. Nothing spectacular, just enjoyable. Nothing much else to be said, but as the new writers grow, we might get something as interesting as it is sweet. Unto the thoughts~

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I'll be honest. This question... it's fucking with me. I can't even just rest every time I think about Equestrian Earth. It's my fault for letting so much time pass by, but now it's come to the point where this decision must be questioned and answered. For too long I haven't worked on the story and already new canon information is coming from the show. Because of reasons, this story has a tie-in with another story that is part of an MLP-verse that takes place a handful of years ahead of the

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Wow! As I near my three year anniversary on FIMFiction, I have finally passed the 1,000 followers mark. I am, officially, horse famous now, and the 187th most followed person on the site.

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I wanted to make the full joke with the GIF, but this is the best I could do.

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So, this blog will be like your mother in bed -- quick and dirty. 'Cause it's 4am and I need to go to bed, but I want to do it already so I can sleep without regrets.

So like your mother again, I guess. We always end up there, what can I say.

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REMEMBER HOW TWO YEARS AGO I wrote the outline of a huge RariTwi Parent Trap AU and it was honestly one of the best things i've ever done and i should quit writing everything else to write this?

well now u remember

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...Look, I promise that word salad makes sense.

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ALL OF THIS. IS JUST. ME TALKING ABOUT. THE NOT-MAGIC SYSTEM. IN FRACTURES.

(don't worry about my friend we mutually do this over our and each others' fics. names are redacted from the mega-screenie)

After days of hornily searching, I met an amazing just as weird as me nerd chick in the Reddit BDSM personals subreddit and she lives in LA and she also loves Wikipedia and is a writer and we talked for like 2 hours and she's going to domme my fucking ass in the future and I can't wait but even more importantly, I've made an amazing new friend. Today was a good day.

That's the closest thing I have to a metaphor for 2019 me heading into 2020.

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I'll do Friendship Games sometime tonight.

So that map's a lot sparser in terms of popping up than I was hoping. This is only the third time in more than half the season, AND it's sent them somewhere we've already seen. It did lead to the return of Coco Pommel, though, who was pretty adorable in this. And the goal of the episode is actually a pretty nice one.

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So with my insane school starting back on Monday, I'll have time to write again! Yes, you read that right. I'll have more time to write when in school. Because I'll be able to stick to a schedule whereas I'm all over the place in the summer. But I'm getting back into the groove of things now. I have the next chapter of Amor that I perpetually forget I have (huh, it's at 2254 words) as well as more of a certain cloppy sequel that has taken forever to get started but is finally rolling

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It is that time of the year again, 18th February. Age went up to twenty-one. Is this really already the third consecutive blog post I made on me getting older?

What this means for me now is actually super complex and long to explain.

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Falls off bed.
Drags self to computer.
Vomits.
Drags self to bathroom.
Combs vomit covered hair.
Vomits.
Drags self to computer.
Clicks new chapter for Home is for the Weak.

something much more pressing has taken priority.

INTERNET.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

They've got a rather two dimensional house, and a rather large flat-screen TV which is elevated up so you can see it through their glass front door.

I look in, and notice there's robes and a wizard hat on the screen.

I stand in my driveway, staring. A few moments later, it zooms out, and fireworks!

Yup, it's Trixie.

Apparently my neighbors are watching the season 6 finale of MLP as I write this. And not a version with commercials, either, so not on TV.

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Evictus blocked me

I don't know why it took almost 300 goddamn stories to do it

But this is now a thing

Please don't take this blog seriously