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May
13th
2022

Sometimes horny posting actually works · 8:55am May 13th

After days of hornily searching, I met an amazing just as weird as me nerd chick in the Reddit BDSM personals subreddit and she lives in LA and she also loves Wikipedia and is a writer and we talked for like 2 hours and she's going to domme my fucking ass in the future and I can't wait but even more importantly, I've made an amazing new friend. Today was a good day.

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aww, that's nice!

That is weirdly wholesome.

You go bro!

she's going to domme my fucking ass

This better involve pegging. Because literalized metaphors and idioms will never stop being hilarious and doing that with the sex ones is even funnier.

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Oh I am absolutely sure it will include pegging and I eagerly await it like the horny degen I am.

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Thank you. Degenerate wholesomeness is one of my favorite things.

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