Yeah. I am.

It's gonna be called, 'Your Mother'.

The story is simple. It's a pornographic story about the reader's mother getting PONED by Big Mac and Shining Armor.

So...does anyone have experience in writing clopfics to help me write this story?

Oh and by the way, I am dead serious about this.

Also, I don't want ANY of my followers reading this story after it is made. It's for a...select audience.

Huh? Huh? Somebody patent this idea and run it through marketing or something right now!

An Gamerguy, where the HELL is this music for the animation already? I'm beginning to consider doing a One Punch Man parody with Big Mac as Saitama right now! XD

No really, should I do that my beautiful followers? You wanna see Big Mac as One Punch Pony or something? XD

Time to vote ladies and gentlemen. You've survived those nights against these horrifying abominations, and you've managed to overcome your fears of these mechanical monsters, but now you must face them all one last time to answer a new question; which animatronic sounds the most frightening? Vote in the comments below for your favorite voice!

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So a while ago I spoke about joining up with Patreon so i could start possibly making a bit of money for the time I put into my animations, and today I still haven't properly set it up. Well, I mean to say that it's not yet completed, really. I have a few basic starting offers and goals placed on my page and a simple description of what I intend to do, but...kinda lacking a good cover art for my page. And since I am currently devoting time to my animation and other things in life, I'll probably

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A bit of a rough piece of animation, but I was just wanting to make something quick this month to contribute to the Christmas spirit and the holidays. Hope somebody out of the 208 people who actually like me enjoys something in this video.

I'm awful at animation. Slit my wrists and donate the blood to hospitals so I may serve some useful purpose in death. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5QzLD5koc

You are all going to be confused and happy with this outcome.

Here's what I got:

- Skyrim
- Titanfall 2
- a new computer (I won't have to write off my phone anymore!!) and get this: it's a gaming computer!! Complete with Microsoft 10 so I can hook up to my Xbox One to it and permission to install the following games: Undertale, World of Warcraft, and Five nights at Freddy's: Sister Location!!!!!
- a bunch of MLP shirts, socks and figures with brushable hair.

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Yes I did change my avatar from Christmas to New Years on Boxing Day. I just can't wait for 2016 to be over.

After all. 2017 brings something to look forward to:

~N.F Striker

P.S Starlight Glimmer's chapter of Celestia's Students is out if you want to check it out.

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Don't I look better after a month of eating low fat healthy dust particles and photosynthesis solar energy? Best diet program out there, folks. You should all give it a try! You'll feel like a brand new you faster than what other diets can promise!

You will all be singing these as we get closer to Christmas.

Oh, what fun it is to ruin Christmas songs as we ride a sleigh!

Hey there Everypony-

Just keeping the lines of communication open. Here's where I am on things right now:

- DbzOrDie - 8k Screwball sadfic (Draft complete, currently in patron review phase. Any requested edits after that, and then on to publication. This one will be done soon.)
- Twilight is the BEST - 5.5k Pie Family Fun
- Luna 117 - 4-5 chapter Equestrian War Princess Fun (wordcount uncertain)

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Hi there everypony,

I mentioned that I've been working on an art trade story recently, so I thought I'd reveal a bit more about it. The artist wanted more Flutters of Fancy, and hey, I'm an Appleshy nut myself, so I simply could not refuse, darling!

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/326507/your-middle-name-is-what

It may be a shirt story, but I think it's quite an adorable Scootaloo/Rainbow Dash tale. Go give it a read if you've got nothing to do for two minutes, or if you're waiting for your porn to download so you can fondle yourself and relieve the stress of a lonely existence.

That's just me here, isn't it? Waaaaah boo hoo me! Sniff...sob...

Two things to tell you all.

A) I've decided I'm going to try and write extra chapters for 'To Earn Their Trust' after all because SOME people pressured me into it.

AND B) I am obliged to perform the Dance of Friendship for you, so those of you who didn't get the Dance, here it is for you right now. Take it away, younger me.

Hello everyone, it's Arctech, and welcome to music monday #3! For this episode, I have something that most bronies and pegasisters here have probably seen or at least heard of. Ready your emotions and put together your hooves, it's 'Lulaby for a princess.' by Warpout!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7PQ9IO-7fU

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I've been wondering what kind of stories you folks have personally looked for but never found. What kind of themes, character arcs, or crossovers have you wanted to see?

And most importantly, what genres are you most interested in?

2nd Person
Adventure
Alternate Universe
Anthro
Comedy
Crossover
Dark
Drama
Equestria Girls
Horror
Human
Mystery
Random
Romance
Sad
Sci-Fi

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