VOTE! · 2:48am Oct 8th, 2016
(Courtesy of Comedy Partners)
Lewis Black makes the case for millennials to vote in the 2016 election in spite of their lack of enthusiasm for the candidates and difficulties getting to the polls.
(Courtesy of Comedy Partners)
Lewis Black makes the case for millennials to vote in the 2016 election in spite of their lack of enthusiasm for the candidates and difficulties getting to the polls.
This one was written around a year and a half ago, using the same writing style as Pony-Me. I originally wrote this for my Creative Writing 1 class, but I'd might as well post it here now. Wattpad is still garbage for posting anything serious anyway.
Lewis Osborne
Let's mark July 4 with something from the Master of Chaos...
“How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!”
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Move over, ‘The Matrix’...
When it comes to Rock and Roll's flamboyant frenetic piano superstars, before Bryan Chandler, there was Elton John, but before Elton John there were Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis. Both are gone now. Obviously can't condone the whole marrying his 13 year old cousin thing that's super fucking fucked up. Unfortunately very few rock stars didn't do fucked up things, because very few humans don't. But when it comes to piano playing, there were few like him, and he was a huge inspiration for me.
Greetings, my friends.
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, following my previous analysis, I’m gonna be giving you guys my take of Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland”.
Here’s the summary of this tale:
Salutations, my friends.
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another movie review.
And today, for my 105th film analysis, I'll be giving you all my take of "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader".
Here's the summary of this tale:
Rarity: "Courtroom drama or detective spoof? Who says one has to choose over the other, darling? Both are fabulous enough to get their chance to shine."
Yo, what's up, my good pals?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
And today, for the eighth installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, and my 90th film review, I'm gonna be reviewing "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe".
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Rating Scale:
12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
Yo, what's up, my friends?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for my 96th film review and final one for 2019, I'm gonna give you guys my analysis of "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian".
Here's the summary of it:
Rarity: "…Let me guess, one of today's episodes prominently features you?"
Rainbow Dash: "Heh, actually, they both do! But don't worry, you get in on the action in one of them too."
Rarity: "Oh! Another episode pairing us up? That can only lead to unexpected things. Do tell, Rainbow Dash."
Greetings and salutations, my friends.
This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, for the 2nd installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", and my 5th analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Sean Connery's fifth outing as the title character: "You Only Live Twice".