Jan
9th
2016
So UniqueSKD...is gonna write a clopfic? · 5:23pm Jan 9th, 2016
Yeah. I am.
It's gonna be called, 'Your Mother'.
The story is simple. It's a pornographic story about the reader's mother getting PONED by Big Mac and Shining Armor.
So...does anyone have experience in writing clopfics to help me write this story?
Oh and by the way, I am dead serious about this.
Also, I don't want ANY of my followers reading this story after it is made. It's for a...select audience.
I can help you with clopfics, if you need someone to help you out with whatever in them, i've got you covered.
I'm reading this whether you like it or not. I hate my mother so this is going to be good. BRING IT UNIQUE!!!!
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT READ!
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Okay then.
I'll start on the first few paragraphs, then you guys can have a look and offer up your own paragraphs as well as your input on how to improve what I've written.
I'm still against clopfics, by the way. Think of this as my way of sticking it to the clopfic lovers.
I mean, if they like to see their fave characters getting raped, what if someone wanted to see their family get screwed up the poop chute by massive horse dongs?
(P.S I wish NONE of this on my followers, only the really really really perverted people of the net.)
3674681 And this is why I love you Unique, you cater to the weird fuckers like me
3674681 (Oh, okay, well then, you should put it on EVERY clopfic group ever, oh, and make sure it's in second or first person.)
3674681 Also... You really mean I could contribute to one of my hero's works of fiction??? I'm so happy I could die
Definitely in following now. Fuck this shit Im out.
3674693 Well it's gonna be written like...
Your mother gets down on her knees and hands, and turns her head to look at the massive grinning stallions behind her as she widens her butt cheeks to them. "I'm ready," she says.
It'll be cheesy, It'll be horribly written.
You know.
Like a lot of clopfics.
And if it gets featured?
I'll hide a very naughty horse-on-human video for everyone to watch in the story. Because I want to know what the reception is when it's the ponies tapping the humans, and not the other way around.
Okay I won't, because I don't want to go looking for such things. But in another reality I would have done that
3674713 Alright, but you have to let me help you write it, PM me the link.
3674709 I don't blame you. But I have to mock clopfics with this story.
I'm sorry I have lost you as a follower. Maybe one day we'll meet again. Until then, be safe wherever you are, my friend. (BOWS POLITELY TO YOU)
So reading it now XD
3674739 you do realize planning to mock clopfics might not even be allowed right?
3674839 I didn't know parodies were not allowed.
3674898 not quite what I meant.
3675039 I am aware. Still parodies are fine. Big Mac's dick is made out of Pandas is one good thing.
3675045 He was going to pull something like this a couple of weeks ago. (Unique) I asked him over a PM why he hated clopfics and rape so much and I never got an answer.
im crying this is the best ting ive ever read
3675156 I might do it then. I don't know.
3675154 There's no need to explain that. Rape fics are outright horrid and most dont handle the subject seriously and most clopfics are sloppy smut with absolutely no litterary value that taint the feature/popular box.
Each of us has a taste but from a litterary standpoint clopfics/smuts are garbage.
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Except for A Dark Reminder cause' I'm getting around to him, you've got a PM from me that I'd appreciate you guys looking at.
3675177 IF YOU DO I STG I WILL READ IT