I am thinking about doing some Skyrim Stuff. Either Dragonborn in Equestria or one of the mane 6 in Skyrim. What should I do?

I love exploring dungeons, sneak-archering some poor bandit fools, crafting twenty sets of Dwarven Armor after I pillage Dunmer ruins, crafting four hundred Iron Daggers outside Adrianne Avenicci's house at 4:00 AM, opening every single box, breaking twelve lockpicks on a master-locked chest to find fifty gold and a leather helmet, checking in wooden barrels hoping to find some high-stats weapon, giving a gold piece to a beggar and feeling like the Messiah, killing bandits and forgetting to

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I'm playing a mage for the first time in Skyrim, and I finally got to the point where I could try Master-level Destruction school spells.

At first I was miffed that you had to get Destruction to 90 to even get the quest to even be able to buy these spells, then when I could buy them they were some of the most expensive items in the game thus far, and then finding that Lightning Storm had a 4-second charge period where you are unable to move and completely vulnerable...

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Can anyone give me advice for how to go about becoming a Vampire, so that in turn I can become a Vampire Lord via Dawnguard DLC? And how does one become/create/get a Stealth-based character? The Elder Scrolls is unfamiliar turf for me. Except for this:

Me: Alright, not gonna buy anything during this year's Steam Summer Sale. I've got enough of a backlog. Maybe I'll clear some of that out in between bouts of writing, since I'm taking a break from SWTOR.

Brain: Hey, remember last November when Skyrim Anniversary came out, and you said you were going to wait around six months for all the most popular mods to be updated for it? Well, guess how long it's been?

Me: *sigh* Goodbye, summer...

I've been gone for a long time.... again... I started playing Skyrim after I left... had a level one orc named Organthur. Organthur started out as a heavy armor and two handed weapon specialist, but along the way a kind merchant taught him the secrets of alchemy if he were to get him a priceless dragon claw. Organthur did this for the kibd man and his kind sister, but on his trek through the dungeon he learned a powerful shout from a nordoc word wall. After he killed a bunch of dragons, he went

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Thanks to the Ars Metallica mod for Skyrim, I've got my Smithing skill to 100 for the first time. Ars Metallica takes away so much of the grinding from smithing, offering skill increases for pretty much everything related to making your own weapons and armor (mining, smelting, tanning, as well as the base game's method of crafting only), in addition to the ability to reverse-smelt weapons back into ingots, making stripping weapons off of corpses much more lucrative.

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If I happen to disappear until 2025 or so, you'll know why.

*plays Skyrim with mods*

*finds Bits*

*dies from happy*

As with the title, you may have guessed this has something to do with Skyrim.
Nah, it's got to do with performing the Fishy Stick.
Okay maybe a little but if you guessed either of those things- you're right! :D

NEVER. GET. FALLOUT MOD MANAGER.

I did just that.
It says it only works with fallout 3 and fallout 3 new vegas. Whelp, found out it changed ALL of my direct mods, including my precious Inigo one, into some mod thing covered by FOMM (Fallout Mod Manager)

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Whoever made the Immersive Weapons mod, yeah, better at designing the high-end weapons than Bethesda is.

The Dragonbone Sword. This thing was a serious pain to craft though. 1 Daedric Sword, 3 Steel Ingots, 9 dragon bones, 16 (yes, sixteen) Emeralds, and 2 Flawless Emeralds. That was the worst part of it. Had to go to nearly every jewelry dealer in Skyrim.

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This is why I love Skyrim, random shit like this can happen.

Sorry about how long it took to get this out. I actually have a couple of these written out already, so I'll update them once every Saturday.

It looks like I'm not the only one effected by the war with the Empire and Stormcloaks.

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It's been many months since I have first entered this land of Tamriel. My first moments were harsh and unforgiving. Waking up covered in nothing but a sac riddled with holes, I found myself bound and headed straight for execution. The wind was cold, nipping the skin like a whip to a slave. I shivered and shuddered, searching for any form of warmth. The sac that I adorned barely covered my body. In fact, It fell off when I got up to walk to the Block. To say that I was embarrassed that I was in

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When you notice that quest objective you completed 20 minutes ago (before fighting that high-level dragon, of course) didn't register.
When you poke around and find that said objective is now uncompletable.
When you realize you have a save just before the glitched objective.
When, in your haste to load said save, you accidentally save over it instead.

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I technically beat Skyrim today. Alduin was so disappointing as a boss because spam dragonrend and arrows and he dies SO quickly. Might've helped that I accidentally had it on apprentice rather than adept (I play on adept, normally) so yeah... Partly my fault, but even still I don't think much would've changed.

Aaaaanyway, I killed the World-Eater. Bow down.

-Devs

Recommended Fiction
The Escape of a Lifetime by DwarvishPony
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/376855/the-escape-of-a-lifetime

Description- A lone pony breaks loose from her imprisonment, bent on freedom. All she has to do is avoid any guards looking for her and brave the dangerous terrain. Simple, right?

Buy it, anon.

Now how the Hell do I start the add-on? I wanna be a Vampire Lord, dammit! Also, it'll make for great research and development for that M-rated Gravity Falls Vampire Project I'm working on, which is now called "Shadows In The Moonlight."

We descend into the Vale and encounter some water-breathing dragons. As in they can breathe in water, not that they spray water at us like a weird ass garbling sound. GARBLEGARBLEGARBLE

https://www.twitch.tv/damiendarkside

Fluttershy because she's cute.