Hello my friends! Your friendly neighborhood Hat Man here once again with another short batch of reviews!

Man, I haven't done this since Scribblefest, but I enjoyed doing it before and have been meaning to get back into it. So, without further ado, here are three stories I've read recently that I thought I'd share my thoughts on. Ready? Here we go!

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*Stares at blinking line on Word Document. It continues to blink.*

*Continues to stare.*

*More staring.*

*Even more staring.*

*Checks word count. Nothing.*

Yeah. This pretty much sums up all the work I've gotten done on any of my current projects. Seriously. I can find absolutely no inspiration, and I feel like an absolute heel for letting you all down like this. At least, I feel like I've let you down.

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Steampunk holds the prize as my first OC. Or, rather, a draft of him.

Steampunk was originally named "Gear Head", I had made him to impress this Pegasister I had a crush on. Gear Head was grey, with a blue "mad scientist" sort of mane and no tail. His front left hoof was replaced by a robot leg. I, of course, had no previous experience with MLP and in fact was not even a Brony at the time. I kept Gearhead in mind though, until years later. When I first watched the show.

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I originally joined to watch, follow, comment and read stories. Though now I've been bitten by the writing bug, nasty fellow. So anyway my story will have my version of Doji and Starlight, Twilight and the main antagonist Slappy. So once its approved enjoy, if you want to help with the story message me and you can make the chapters more fluid. Cause even though I've finished both Part 1 and 2 they need heavy editing, and more dialogue. So anyway bye and remember Love me or hate me I'm still in

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Since I'm very... Sporradic to say the least when it comes to writing stories, I got some lying around which I'll probably never finish. That's sad. So I decided that maybe I could post some of the workable bits here.

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Let's start with Spike Hates Himself. It just got an update! If you haven't read it, go read it now. The plot thickens as now Spike talks with Pinkie Pie about his issues.

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Worst cartoon ever? Some people are saying so. Terrible animation, horrible writing, godawful characters, shitty voice acting, ugly character designs, cringe “comedy”, awful... EVERYTHING!!!!!

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Hello all! Since it's my first Halloween on FimFiction, I decided to write a Halloween fic!

It has best Princess, Luna!

And worst band, One Direction! (No offense to 1D fans)

How shall they fare together in Equestria?

Have a Linky Link Link to the story.

I can be stupid, but not outrageous / I can be sickness, but not contagious / I can be empty, but I'm not nameless / It's another three stories, another three stories:

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Here is the whole damn proof!

I do not see how anyone seems to like the new episode, now, let me run down a few points that should bother you

-the episode is a ripoff of the office, and it once again uses the terrible "contradictory interview" cliche to drive the plot for no real reason

-also, the mane 6 RUINED Rarity's dream seveal times and they didn't admit it, they kept it from her, that could RUIN you friendship,rarity

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Just then, Doctor Whoove came running by.

"GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS," he yelled.

And then Posh killed himself.

"Why did I ever set a precedent for this by making a Slice of Life reference a major part of the plot?" were his dying words.   

You watch the newest special, and you really like one of the new cast members and you have no idea what to do with her!

I mean, come on-

What am I supposed to do with this cutie!!!!!!

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I hate my old 4th grade teacher!! I should be a senior too but because of her I'm in the wrong damn grade at the wrong fucking time!!! In the words of my boyfriend... "God fuckin' damn it all to hell and back!".... I should be graduating this year and out of the house with my hubby!! WHY DOES MY COUSIN GET TO GO BACK TO HER RIGHTFUL GRADE BUT I CAN'T COME WITH!?!? FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM!!!! I wanna drop out so badly.... But I can't......... Cause education............ And needs of a good

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IN WHICH I SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHILE AHEAD
Waiting for the storms to make their way here from Oklahoma, attempting to find fitting music for my mood. Have this.

I never said I was sane. In fact I've often said the opposite. Please click the link below to read more.

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I admit, lately all of my blog posts have been about Youtube's monumental cock-ups, and keeping you up to date as best as I can. I will still try and do that by the way. Today... or tonight depending on where you live is a little bit different. See, not too long ago, I finally got an Archive of My Own account. The site functionality needs work, but I suppose that's a story for another time given to be fair, FIMfic is a bit ahead

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EDIT: The movie made $23 million Thursday night... sigh... and so Disney is going to keep pumping out these cash grabs because no one has learned their lesson yet. People are addicted to nostalgia, even when it's just a pale copy of the original.

Yes, the title of my blog is a prod at the typical X-title 2.0, indicating a second version of something.

Only, this movie feels like a fraction of the original, hence the decimal!

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One of my friends hangouts got hacked by her friend for a bit. He was making me phisically uncomfortable and I told him I'd rather have my friend back then him because he was making me uncomfortable and I wanted my friend. Then we was being an asset to me about it. So I left....I was added back and I saw the argument on getting him to apologize, and then I read his texts. I started crying and Blocked 3 of my friends and left that chat for a while.I'm still crying a bit but I'll be ok......

"Why are so many people salty about this. Have they not seen Berserk or Gantz?" - from DrakeVagabond

As good old Hajime said
“you are just mad at me because I showed you something you didn't want to see"
Stop trying to justify your feelings in such a stupid way
Grow a pair and deal with life. - from THE FINAL DAY