TOTALLY LEGIT CHAPTER PREVIEW (SERIOUSLY, I PROMISE)

Just then, Doctor Whoove came running by.

"GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS," he yelled.

And then Posh killed himself.

"Why did I ever set a precedent for this by making a Slice of Life reference a major part of the plot?" were his dying words.   

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[Thought Prism]

Are you smoking the same stuff as DWK now?

[Majin Syeekoh]

GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS

[DannyJ]

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[CoffeeMinion]

4599968
Dude, darling, bro... he doesn't have to be smoking it. DWK be so dank, ponies get a contact buzz from like 200 miles away.

[Posh]

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4600034

I may have been subconsciously danked by the new video, but that's neither here nor there.

As you know, I often release excerpts or previews which are partially or completely composed of lies and lie-like material. 4599991 added this excerpt to the document during an editing session, because he knows I dislike Dr. Whooves, and because he hates me.

I actually don't hate Slice of Life as an episode; I think the sentiment behind it is nice, and M.A. Larson did a decent enough job of making an episode that's entirely fandom-pandering without making it into an unfunny spaghetti cook-off. But the only things about it that I really enjoyed were the LyraBon stuff, and Derpy's characterization.

The phrase "GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS" gives me panic attacks.

[Flynt Coal]

This is shaping up to be as much of a meta clusterfuck as something actually written by Hideo Kojima.

I can't wait!

[Posh]

4600093 Already did that though.

[Norad2]

And yet, I'm still skeptical.

[Flynt Coal]

4600096
Exactly! Why break the streak now?

[CoffeeMinion]

4600089
You... dislike the Whooves? Truly?

That's it! I cannot take this any more! I am triggered and I must defend the honor of my cartoon horse totally-not-husbando at all costs!

[Posh]

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[CoffeeMinion]

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D'aww, of course not. That's some mighty cute GlimGlam you've got there.