The title says it all. Instead of being posted on every Monday, A Thief's Tale will be updated on every other Monday. Basically, the 31st of July will get the usual update, but the next one won't be until August 14th.

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A Thief's Tale: The Road to Redemption is the 87th longest story.

Can you quack, mother f*cker?

Slap happy af. So hype. I'm so very hype, like you can't even comprehend.

IN WHICH IT'S COMING
Okay, so FimFic won't embed Imgur pics even though it says I can, but it'll take the same pic from Facebook? OK. Here is Lamp.

As I promised. Meanwhile, past the jump...

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I've tagged this with What I Am, since this is the story that most of you have donated to my patron for. That being said, if you haven't donated to my patreon, this probably doesn't matter to you, and you can skip it.

To begin, I would just like to thank you all for your support and help. I cannot fully express just how grateful I am to all of you.

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Wait what?! horizon is releasing two stories in a month? This is so unprecedented that we've already used up all our jokes about the unlikeliness of this occurrence!

But due to a SNAFU with this weekend's Writeoff (involving accidentally getting sleep before the deadline), and a little time Sunday to expand and polish, I've got a submission which missed the competition, and it's getting a straight-to-FIMFiction release! Details below the cut, but first:

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Dear fans and casual readers of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemption, I, as of like, two minutes ago, have five months worth of chapters in my backlog, and the next chapter isn't even slated to be posted until I have my long weekend off, which means that I'll most likely be adding another chapter to said backlog. Ride the hype train.

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IN WHICH HO RICEVUTO UNA RICHIESTA
Hi. Sorry I haven't been around in awhile. You probably didn't notice. I've also been mostly absent from social media. I didn't want to make another post until I was further along in my Sunset story so I'd have something to share with y'all. I don't have that, but I do have something. Follow me!

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I have five shelves for varying levels of when stories will be read. See below the break for the names, descriptions, and an analysis.

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I don't know how long this bout of minor block is going to last, but it's been going on since I got Light Sprint's Little Problem published. It's killed my momentum with A Thief's Tale so I'm going to extend my usual release schedule from every four days to a week to help me maintain a decent release schedule. It'll slow down further once I get a job, but as it is right now, I'm just not feeling it as much as I once was. There are still events and things that I have planned and I

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This weekend Comic Con comes to my town.

I, and others, have decided to dress-up.

Me with my duster coat, fedora, heavy boots, pale skin, unshaven visage, and just generally grumpy persona; well I just happen to be a natural fit for Harry Dresden.

To this end for the next 4 days I shall be making my own Staff and Blasting rod from a pair of broom handles.

I oh so dearly wish I could put pictures up, but I lost the charger for my phone and as such I am stuck at this.

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Thank you everyone for your nominations and votes! I had quite a challenge getting everything just so for you folks to enjoy (even had to do a fair bit of work in Excel to get the data points!). I decided to present the stories in no particular order. All of you are amazing writers and deserve all the recognition, after all!

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Hey, everyone! If you don't live under a dang rock on this site, you more likely than not have heard of An Intricate Disguise and what he's been going through lately. If you haven't, you can read it Here and an update on the situation

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Choose a pony and write a story about them masturbating. It started with Twilight Masturbates, now there's already a Rarity Masturbates, Pinkie Masturbates, and a Fluttershy Masturbates. Here's my contribution to the fad:

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IN WHICH I GET EXPERIMENTAL
Before I get this show on the road, have some Laura Brehm's newest song, dropped yesterday!

Okay. Now that I've improved your life via Laura, I'm going to try and improve mine. Be back after the jump.

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So even after that last fic I still had a boner for Octavia's tits. I mean, they are pretty hot. So I wrote some more porn for you guys. As a bonus, this one's less of a crack fic than the last, so here you go:

[Adult story embed hidden]

Ps.

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No, seriously.

I can't be the only one who's noticed it--anybody who looks at the majority of the New stories has to at least see it.

Like, okay, it's Spring. I get it. Animals are doing it all over the place, probably even more so since we're all crammed in the house. Gotta make them babies.

But...guys.

Okay, some people are into porn. I'm not gonna, uh, judge you for an entire blog post, but...

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN PORN STORIES?!

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First of my burst chapters. Chapter 33 is out, and it's a bit of a calm amidst the storm. Don't worry, we'll be diving back into the action soon enough. No eta on chapter 34, but expect it sooner rather than later. Much love <3

Would someone please tell me where the heck September went? Seriously, someone’s locked me in a damn speed bubble and I want out!

I think.

So. Let’s talk words.

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Shit's dope. I'm quite fond.

Lottie's pony form (newer drawings, im not the best at pony poses, her coloring is described in-story, has the same hair as human self)

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