Honestly I just feel like giving a list of updates and the title of this blog doesn't reflect that but I gave up on it so have a happy.

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Comedy is subjective.

—Someone with no taste.

If you folks know anything about me – and you do, as I have no idea what concepts like “privacy” or “shame” are – you know I like comedy. I keep writing comedy, I keep writing about comedy, and I’ve gone out of my way to make my life a total joke just to be thematically consistent.

With this in mind, and seeing how this website could always do with more good comedies, I’m happy to introduce—

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Yay!!!!!!

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Dear Loyal Watchers, Interested Visitors, and Confused Passersby:

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Good lord, last week was a monstrosity. I even had to get involved myself, for the Transformers story.

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Odyssey, AKA Eurobeat Brony, played the final set of Bronypalooza, late on Saturday night.. technically Sunday morning, going on until 2 AM. He puts on a really impressive show.

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Today I was giving a customer a ride home, and she started talking about Kobe, and then asked if I though he was the happiest man on Earth.

I said that I didn’t know.

And by the time I’d dropped her off at her house and started on the way back, I had most of the plot of this story in place.

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13 more days until you can shoot a guy in red for breaking into your home...

Yay, I guess
I'm a bit busy lately, but soon I may drop something degenerate and therapeutical at the same time, so stay tuned. It's not an easy fic to write, even though I'm taking a somewhat unrealistic route with it (obviously, no one would want to read it if it was realistic). But enough of this, I unfortunately have to be sober-ish but I think that's for the best? Idk, adulting is hard.

RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

Just post any sort of music you think is good for atmosphere in a horror fiction.

Even ironic music.

Especially ironic music.

Yeah, kind of like that.

Hello dear readers, people who wandered here by mistake, and possibly my mother if she remembers her password,

Chapter 7 of Children of the Sun is posted, you can find it here.

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The graphics rotating around the image are Gallifreyan from Doctor Who. There's an awesome 'site that has a Gallifreyan language translator. You type in what you want it to say and it spits it out in this beautiful, circular language. I threw it into Photoshop behind the image and animated the rotation.

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all 93 of you
hello

if anyone
wants to
give me a shoutout
so that i have more than 93 followers
that would be great

i ship rarijack, sunlight, and flutterdash, and i like cosplay. i post blogs about cosplay sometimes, and i also occasionally post my art (some MLP, some not)
i write sometimes
i also am going to compete a poetry recitation contest on Saturday, but i dont think anyone cares about that
i like some anime

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This one's for you peaches

This isn't going to be a happy blog. It isn't even going to be a relatively nice blog or a blog about anything be okay. I don't know when I'll be able to make blogs like that again, or frankly any kind of content in general like that. I'm not the site's most personal figure, and I never really aimed to be, so it makes sense if a lot of people hadn't realized that anything was really going on with me. I take the social out of 'social media' a lot by being what essentially amounts to a digital

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i NEED to watch this

but can i? nooooo

why? (well i'm under 17) and my parents are very transphobic and would deem this movie a "negative influence" and that it would cause "more teenagers to be confused about who they are and start thinking they're not the gender they were born with"

tbh i might buy tickets for a different movie and just go watch this instead sometimes

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