Shepherd is studying in the library. This isn't surprising. But what is surprising to Twilight is who he's studying with-Pinkie Pie!

Shepherd: "So, there is a similar mass extinction cycle in this planet's natural history?"

Pinkie: "Looks like! Maud's been doing research into it! And it's nice to meet another person who can understand what she's talking about!"

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I'm surprised, and a little humbled, about the newest story being liked as much as it has been. In truth I didn't really expect it to be liked much at all. I was more along the line of thinking that it was going to be one of those twenty likes to fifty or so dislikes, but apparently it seems that there's a good number of folks that really enjoy it. I've had a couple of friends ask what brought on the story, and I figure that I might as well discuss that here.

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As the title says, my fic Pinkie Pie's No-Nos got a reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan, be sure to check it out!

I am thinking about making a potential light-hearted post-apocalyptic story. I will actually put effort into it. (at least as much I can) Let me know what you think of the premise.

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Far into the future, humanity is nearly extinct. In a last-ditch effort to save his species, a scientist creates an artificial intelligence. Pinkie Pie is her name. He does not know if she will be humanity's savior or doom.

Hiya, lovely peeps!

First off, this is officially the longest one-shot Iʼve ever written. Iʼm quite proud of it, so go read it before reading this blog post. And leave a comment, if possible.

Welcome to another one-shot of mine. The story idea came out of nowhere and I immediately got to typing. One thing led to another, and here ya go.

A few things:

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Hooray for me!

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"I would not have you in a rill
Or standing on a basalt sill
Your loving wife I ne'er shall be
Though you annoy me, constantly.
Thought of your touch makes me quite ill,
Give up your suit, Messer Rockhill."

Part of a poem written by Maud Pie to Constant Rockhill.

Limestone makes an obscene gesture to you. How rude of her. In a cute sexy tsundere kind of way.

And I came up with what was supposed to be a teenage Pinkie Pie, but ended up looking more like a 1980's Pinkie Pie.

Don't know how that happened. At least she looks kinda nice.

Edit:
Well Cheeze-its. I forgot to add the shading on her ear.

Dang it.

Undertale Parody

Cooking with Pinkie Pie

Okay, obviously not really. An official Friendship Games blooper reel has been released... If you watch the very end, you'll know what I'm talking about.

On popular cartoons in one sentence.

Paw Patrol: Neutered puppies would be very obedient and can even speak.

SpongeBob SquarePants: What radioactive pollution can do with underwater dwellers.

The Powerpuff Girls: Some chemicals can induce macrocephaly.

Attack on Titan: Utility knifes can help school children to scare exhibitionists away.

Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats: My Little Ponies for people on psychedelic drugs.

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Hey guys, this is Venomous Pie, the Floof King, with an update. You might be aware that my first story, "Journey into the Floof" has been deleted from the site, and I bet you are wondering why. Well, the reason I did this is because thanks to some advice from my friends, who are long time friends of mine, I've decided to remake the story from the ground up and improve on the flaws that the original version had. I'll credit the proof reader when the story gets submitted, which will be very soon

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had a rather strange dream where im woken up by a strange mewling noise happen to look over.....theres a pinkie pie in my bed ….surrounded my mini pinkie pie babies one of the pinkie pies crawls over nuzzles me and says....."daddy"...… I then wake up for real

The final chapter is finally up. I like how this turned out and I want to give a big thanks to everyone who has been following along. I do hope the ending, messages and feel of this finale meet expectations and it was a fun and thoughtful ride. It was nice working with lesser used characters and if you are a fan of them I'd like to think I've done them justice. Enjoy.

ECan You See Me Now

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama

Zephyr Breeze, Marble Pie and Snips set themselves on their friends and family after receiving greatly enhanced abilities from an unknown Unicorn.

• Snips
• OC
• Main 6
• Marble Pie
• Zephyr Breeze

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That relatable feeling when you buy an expensive new outfit to blend into crowds better but your old hat is superglued to your head and your new hat and bodysuit are designed by one of the people you fear and resent most in the world but you have to wear them even though you’d rather burn them. (RiB&P ch. 7)

We’ve all been there, right?

I've seen the joke about Rainbow being addicted to Cider, and by extension alcohol. The thing is, yes she was upset about not getting any, yes she appears overly eager to get some, but, that is only because she never gets any and either feels left out, or she got some once but never again and was upset about it. That scenario seems like it would lead to obsession, does it not. And besides, if anyone has an adiction to the stuff, it's Pinkie Pie. I mean, everypony else only got one

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So, for reasons, this week I've been having to get up and leave the house around 7.45 every day, not getting back for hours. Thankfully, this is the last such day.

To make matters worse, because of time zones, this happens to be the time of day when one of my favourite people on the site, and indeed in the world, is most active. So because of being out of the house, we've probably had even less contact that we would have usually.

Anyway, end of grumbling.

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