*The God of the Underworld was screaming angrily while blazes of fire flew in the air. He angrily destroyed his table and slammed his fists on the wall which caused it to crack.*


HADES: DANG IT! DANG IT! DANG IT!!!! I almost had that worthless glory hog!! (his head erupted like a volcano after he said so)

PAIN: At least you tried, boss. (nervously smiles)

PANIC: Yeah... uh...is there something we could get for you?

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Step one - buy husky.

Step two - bring husky puppy home.

Step three - husky sniffs around new surroundings, learns the way of the humans.

Step four - have nice things and fill your house with them.

Step five - husky tries to speak language of hooman owners, but gnaws on your hands when you don't understand.

Step six - question yourself with; ''Is it a dog on the outside but a cat on the inside?''

Step seven - clean carpets are not possible because husky sheds its coat.

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My previous comment on aristocrats, only 100x louder.

Okay, that was weak, but this is Stanton's mother taking things to the next level. Can you even?!

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SUBMIT STORY TO SITE
PLACE STORY IN WRITE-OFF FOLDER
LET US OVERTAKE!

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/folder/74343/write-off-submissions-crackfic-storm-2021

Hiya, lovely peeps!

Happy first of April! Did you know that in French, ‘April Fool’s’ is ‘Poisson d’Avril’, which literally translates to ‘fish of April’? Just a fun fact for you. Enough of that, though. Today is all about fun, pranks, and laughs! To celebrate, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite comedies for you. Have fun!

Uz Naimat’s favorite comedies:

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Chapter two is out!

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Damn this succubus is going to get me banned from RR if I'm not careful. Down, girl!

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Kobolds and dragons and werewolves—Oh my!

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Last of the initial week of publishing. Now things will calm down to a "every 2-3 weeks" schedule.

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Our heroes are back, nya!

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It involves a significant other. The terms for these entities have similar, flowery names (muse, inspiration, soul mate, etc.).

Some people prefer to do it on the computer, some prefer to do it analogue.

Some people like lots of accessories, some like to do it in a particular place—like the shower or a table—and others like to keep it as minimalist as possible.

Some people like music in the background while they do it.

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No I'm not dead.

Just been having an interesting time, and a plethora of weird IRL garbage fires to put out.

But fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these reviews.

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It's March again, and every year, in the leadup to April 1st, I try to organize an effort to get stupid and insane stories on the front page for April Fools Day: Operation: Crackfic-Storm!.

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WARNING: Dissecting live jokes is really not as fun as hearing them.

In comedy they have this wonderful little thing they always like to tell you that sounds like its totally full of shit and 1000% arbitrary. Comedy comes in threes. Its a tried and true method that some people believe with their heart and soul, and while it doesn't always work, it can be a really effective method for some.

Why is that? Is three just a funny number?

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Cement Heart was just minding her own business, when all of a sudden...

A fiend impaled her!

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The Great and Polymathic Simon Singh is currently on something of a publicity drive to promote his book 'The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets' (just published in paperback). He was lecturing in my city a week or so ago, which being such a math-science-and-animation addict, I would have gone to, except I was out of town that day. But the details are on countless YouTube videos and blogs.

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Because nobody asked for it, here's part THREE of my 'director's commentary' of my fics.

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SO.

It's been a long day-- nothing insurmountable, and nothing a fancy beer and some exploding things in Star Fox can't fix. But with that done, I find myself sitting in front of my computer, with the vague desire to write ... uh, something. But I'm still a bit brain-fried from my day job (plus, I've already gotten a little bit of original writing for the day) so, uh ... ponies, right?

Or, perhaps more pretentious, writing about writing about ponies. Ponies being funny.

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