I don't what the fuck I just played. But I love it. <3

Rose are red
My name is not Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave.

Wow. Such doge. Much poem.

Step one - buy husky.

Step two - bring husky puppy home.

Step three - husky sniffs around new surroundings, learns the way of the humans.

Step four - have nice things and fill your house with them.

Step five - husky tries to speak language of hooman owners, but gnaws on your hands when you don't understand.

Step six - question yourself with; ''Is it a dog on the outside but a cat on the inside?''

Step seven - clean carpets are not possible because husky sheds its coat.

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Eh, it could've been better. It's only a sketch though. LOOK AT THAT RED ARMOR AND THAT slightly cut off cyber-snake... Dammit. My camera skills have failed me.

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someone: oh are you a gamer?
me: *pulls up Doge 2048 on Internet Explorer* yes, you scrub