To figure out who controls you, start calling people ‘dicks’ out loud until someone stops you. Whoever stops you is probably a police officer wondering why the fuck you would do this. However, the police doesn’t control you, they just give really useful advice in stressful situations.

BeeP

According to all known laws of aviation-

BeeP

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“Remember, find him, and exterminate. He’s too dangerous.”
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“You need to start answering questions Celestia.”
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“You’re under my control.”
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“The Border is most likely the next target!”

“Don’t worry, Anon will be fine.”
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“Everything is out of control Celestia!”

“I know! But I can’t do anything!”

“If you don’t fix this, everyone will be at war!”
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“You were on their side the entire time!?”

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Idfk why I made this or if it even works. Oh well.

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In what is likely hilarious timing for everyone except the two people involved, Fork Everything has gotten not one, but two readings within 24 hours of each other.

ABagOfVicodin has added my humble piece to his impressive list of impressive fics:

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Eh, it could've been better. It's only a sketch though. LOOK AT THAT RED ARMOR AND THAT slightly cut off cyber-snake... Dammit. My camera skills have failed me.

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That hooch tastes so fucking good. I didn't even have to drink half of it to get this drunk. Since my friend couldn't drink with me last night, I decided to drink my hoock while watching a Kdrama. The problem was after a while if was hard to read the subtitles. That shit tastes pretty good though. I'm surprised it got me like this since I'm sed to hard liquor. It's ahrd acting sober though. I think I might read some of the storie son here or do something... I reaaly want to read

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Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready

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